-
Grand Future Air Dried Fresh Beef Dog Food
Air Dried Dog Food | Fresh Beef

Carnivore Diet for Dogs

Go Back   Automotive Forums Car Chat > Coffee Break (Off-Topic) > COMPLETELY off-topic
Register FAQ Community
COMPLETELY off-topic Talk about anything other than cars. But you can't be mad and angry in this forum!
Reply Show Printable Version Show Printable Version | Subscription Subscribe to this Thread
 
Thread Tools
  #1  
Old 02-26-2004, 04:00 PM
Amish_kid's Avatar
Amish_kid Amish_kid is offline
AF Enthusiast
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 2,277
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Casino.

So next weekened I'm taking my first trip to a Casino...anyone got any pointers for a n00b to gambling?
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 02-26-2004, 04:11 PM
YogsVR4's Avatar
YogsVR4 YogsVR4 is offline
Funding the welfare state
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 17,795
Thanks: 0
Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts
Send a message via AIM to YogsVR4
Learn how to lose gracefully. The odds favor the house. The game with your best odds (wich are still lower then the houses) is Craps. Its also the most difficult game to master.

Blackjack $2 or $5 tables are your safest bet if you understand the game. You tend to lose slowly or win slowly. You can play a long time on fifty bucks.

You, of course, could play roulette and put equal amount of money on red and black. At least then you won't lose anything.













__________________
Resistance Is Futile (If < 1ohm)
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 02-26-2004, 04:16 PM
chicago_guy's Avatar
chicago_guy chicago_guy is offline
AF Enthusiast
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 838
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Send a message via AIM to chicago_guy
Don't look suspicious. They don't like suspicious people.
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 02-26-2004, 04:27 PM
eversio11's Avatar
eversio11 eversio11 is offline
AF Enthusiast
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 2,952
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Send a message via AIM to eversio11
Re: Casino.

Don't go anywhere near the slots. For a "gambling n00b" your best bet, as yogs said, is blackjack. Easy to master, fun to play, and lasts a long time.

Craps is also a lot of fun when you're on a roll. However, many rules that are easy to learn, but hard to master. I'd honestly suggest picking up a cheap casino video game and playing and learning that way.
__________________
"The greatest Americans have not been born yet,
they are waiting
patiently
for the past to die"
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 02-26-2004, 04:38 PM
Oz's Avatar
Oz Oz is offline
Aussie Mod
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Posts: 13,239
Thanks: 0
Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts
Send a message via AIM to Oz
Re: Casino.

Disagree - go for the 1c 'slot' machines (we call them pokies - poker machines)

__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by RaeRae1
Blessed are the cracked ones for they are the ones that let in the light.
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 02-26-2004, 04:40 PM
eversio11's Avatar
eversio11 eversio11 is offline
AF Enthusiast
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 2,952
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Send a message via AIM to eversio11
Re: Casino.

Oz - your sig is going to be the insufferable death of me.
__________________
"The greatest Americans have not been born yet,
they are waiting
patiently
for the past to die"
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 02-26-2004, 04:54 PM
Porsche's Avatar
Porsche Porsche is offline
Pretty much amazing
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 3,764
Thanks: 0
Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
Send a message via MSN to Porsche
Re: Casino.

LOL at the sig too.

Well, my first trip was just a few months ago, it was pretty awesome.

tips;

1. Never bring more than $25, I never bring more than $20, but I'll explain more about that later.
2. Watch before you play, you may think you know a fair bit about a game, but watch before you jump in, I spent 45 min wtaching my friends play before I did.
3. Walk away if you're up. It's what everyone says and nobody does. I was up $250 my first time, and I managed to let it all slwoly slip away.
4. If you lose, you lose, don't dish out more cash. I once walked in with $20, lost it in about 6 minutes, I left.
5. You will lose any money you bring to a casino, enjoy it while it lasts.
__________________


ec437 on grammar;
Quote:
Originally Posted by ec437
I'd've
Quote:
Originally Posted by 2strokebloke
Any car built by "Dr. Technology" is probably not worth $5000
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 02-26-2004, 04:59 PM
Xv7vX Xv7vX is offline
AF Regular
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Posts: 238
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
I am a gambling master!

i've been to vegas twice since i turned 21 (a year ago) and i'm going back in a month.

First make sure you understand any game before you play. Many casinos offer to teach you how to play any game, lessons are usually offered early in the morning. Always join the players club to get the comps, you probably wont get a free stay at the hotel, but you could get a free meal, at the least you will receive discounts on rooms and packages in the future, plus you wont get jack unless you sign up.

Black jack has your best odds. Slots are your worst.

Thats about it for generic casinos, if your going to vegas, i cant help out a lot more
__________________
Never take your own revenge, beloved, but leave room for the wrath of God, for it is written, "VENGEANCE IS MINE, I WILL REPAY," says the Lord. Romans 12:19

"What if the truth is that there is no truth? The only thing i can prove is there is no proof" Reconsider Everything, 311
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 02-26-2004, 05:18 PM
Jay! Jay! is offline
Horizontally Opposed
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 16,856
Thanks: 0
Thanked 11 Times in 9 Posts
Send a message via AIM to Jay! Send a message via Yahoo to Jay!
Re: Casino.

Quote:
Originally Posted by YogsVR4
Learn how to lose gracefully. The odds favor the house. The game with your best odds (which are still lower then the houses) is Craps. Its also the most difficult game to master.

Blackjack $2 or $5 tables are your safest bet if you understand the game. You tend to lose slowly or win slowly. You can play a long time on fifty bucks.
Agree. There are a couple Craps bets that are actually even-odds. That is, the house has no advantage. That will be the best you find anywhere, because they certainly won't allow the player to have an advantage.

I think Blackjack is my favorite, probably because I understand it the best. But it's a very slow net result.

Quote:
Originally Posted by YogsVR4
You, of course, could play roulette and put equal amount of money on red and black. At least then you won't lose anything.
Disagree. I've never found a single-zero roulette wheel in Vegas, but even with only a single-zero wheel, betting on both is still not a safe bet. Roulette may actually be the game with the worst odds, (especially double-zero) but it looks good because of the high payouts. Stay away from Roulette, at least for more than 10 minutes. (IMO)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Xv7vX
First make sure you understand any game before you play. Many casinos offer to teach you how to play any game, lessons are usually offered early in the morning. Always join the players club to get the comps, you probably wont get a free stay at the hotel, but you could get a free meal, at the least you will receive discounts on rooms and packages in the future, plus you wont get jack unless you sign up.
Agree. Remember to use your little card at table games, too. When I signed up for the "Club" at the Excalibur, it was actually a sign-up for also the Luxor, Mandalay Bay, Monte Carlo, Circus Circus and a couple others I didn't know. They also gave me little hint cards for Blackjack, Roulette and Craps.

Just watch the Travel Channel for a week. They're always running shows on "Secrets of Vegas" or "Gamblers' Secrets" or whatever.

I just realized you didn't say Vegas, but most of it still applies...
__________________
Hierarchy of Subaru:
Brat > Coupes > Wagons > Sedans > Baja
(Click to see mine!)
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 02-26-2004, 05:22 PM
YogsVR4's Avatar
YogsVR4 YogsVR4 is offline
Funding the welfare state
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 17,795
Thanks: 0
Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts
Send a message via AIM to YogsVR4
I should point out that there is a casino about a quarter mile from my condo. http://www.victories-casino.com/map.html Its not the size of the Vagas ones (by any stretch of the imagination). I only go there a few times a year but I see the "noobs" losing their money left and right.

Make sure you take advantage of any freebies they give. Just avoid the drinking (alcohol) while playing. You drink - you lose faster.













__________________
Resistance Is Futile (If < 1ohm)
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Old 02-26-2004, 05:23 PM
Jay! Jay! is offline
Horizontally Opposed
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 16,856
Thanks: 0
Thanked 11 Times in 9 Posts
Send a message via AIM to Jay! Send a message via Yahoo to Jay!
Re: Casino.

LOL... you say that like there might be alcohol in those drinks...
__________________
Hierarchy of Subaru:
Brat > Coupes > Wagons > Sedans > Baja
(Click to see mine!)
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Old 02-26-2004, 07:14 PM
kittedb18bt's Avatar
kittedb18bt kittedb18bt is offline
AF Enthusiast
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 2,272
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Re: Casino.

good luck, and plan on losing everything.
__________________
Co-Founder of AF V-Card Club

1999 Ford Mustang Cobra: Cobra R rims, Magnaflow CB.

"no way man...i saw an LS1 fight godzilla and the LS1 beat godzilla and it looked in the air and was like what do you think of that god and god was like bring it bitch so they fought and the LS1 beat god now the LS1 is god because its the greatest thing ever."
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Old 02-26-2004, 07:34 PM
Amish_kid's Avatar
Amish_kid Amish_kid is offline
AF Enthusiast
Thread starter
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 2,277
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Basically all I will do is just take $100 out and when that is gone I'm done and if I win I will keep going except for the but I will if I keep winning then start losing will stop at $100 so I'll still be even. And I know I am deff staying away from craps a roulette.
Reply With Quote
  #14  
Old 02-26-2004, 07:53 PM
Spec2 Girl's Avatar
Spec2 Girl Spec2 Girl is offline
AF Fanatic
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Posts: 7,218
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Send a message via ICQ to Spec2 Girl Send a message via AIM to Spec2 Girl
Re: Casino.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Amish_kid
Basically all I will do is just take $100 out and when that is gone I'm done
That would be the way I'd do it. Have a set amount of money and not go above that. When it's gone, it's gone.
__________________
My latest ride!

1998 Nissan Skyline R34 GT-t


Reply With Quote
  #15  
Old 02-26-2004, 08:52 PM
Xv7vX Xv7vX is offline
AF Regular
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Posts: 238
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Re: Re: Casino.

Quote:
Originally Posted by jay@af
LOL... you say that like there might be alcohol in those drinks...


In vegas there is. They want you to loose your inhabitions. I started out one night with $100. I went up to the bar to play video blackjack (cause you can drink free and faster) I made friends with the bar tender, andway i was doing great, i was up about $500, well after two hours of straight drinkingand drinking a LOT i lost all $600. Its very hard to play black jack well when drunk.

I was so drunk the MGM security escourted me back to my room. Nice folks.
__________________
Never take your own revenge, beloved, but leave room for the wrath of God, for it is written, "VENGEANCE IS MINE, I WILL REPAY," says the Lord. Romans 12:19

"What if the truth is that there is no truth? The only thing i can prove is there is no proof" Reconsider Everything, 311
Reply With Quote
 
Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Casino Royale trailer AlbanyCartel COMPLETELY off-topic 9 05-15-2006 09:47 PM
casino! ghostrx7 COMPLETELY off-topic 8 03-05-2005 08:19 PM
The Casino Thread Gotti COMPLETELY off-topic 18 02-02-2005 12:33 PM

Reply

POST REPLY TO THIS THREAD

Go Back   Automotive Forums Car Chat > Coffee Break (Off-Topic) > COMPLETELY off-topic


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 12:36 AM.

Community Participation Guidelines | How to use your User Control Panel

Powered by: vBulletin | Copyright Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
 
 
no new posts