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Old 02-23-2004, 06:47 PM
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Lightbulb She Said, He Heard

What a woman says:
“This place is a mess! C'mon,
you and I need to clean up,
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you'll have no clothes to wear.
if we don't do laundry right now!”

What a man hears:
“blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW”
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Tonio's jokes =

Once again though I admit to liking it...
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Old 02-24-2004, 08:55 AM
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Re: She Said, He Heard

I get more than enough attention; I just like to help brighten peoples' day with a bad joke to help lighten the load of everyday life.
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Old 02-24-2004, 10:16 AM
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Re: She Said, He Heard

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Re: She Said, He Heard

One of the better ones I have seen from you tonio... I liked it.
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Sounds about right!
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that's funny
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LOL!

I'm having a real bad day today...

That one definitely helped brighten my day today.
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