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02-17-2004, 08:06 PM
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coke????
probly heard this one before but here goes nothing....
So, this guy walks into a bar and orders a coke. The bartender looks at him quizzically and says "A coke? Are you sure you wouldn't rather have a beer?" So the guy says, "No, I think I would rather have a coke, thanks" Bartender: "Look around you. This is a bar. Everyone is drinking beer. Don't you think a beer would be better? It would make you feel really good." Guy: "Look, I was in here last week and I had a beer. I had a few beers as a matter of fact. Maybe too many, because I went home, blew chunks, and passed out." Bartender: "Oh yea, well that's nothing new. That happens to everybody." Guy: "I don't think so. Chunks is my dog."
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02-17-2004, 08:20 PM
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Re: coke????
haha he didn't want a pepsi
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02-17-2004, 08:26 PM
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Re: coke????
lol yeah, I heard that one on The Man Show with those monkeys.
 still funny though.
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02-17-2004, 08:54 PM
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That was a good one, even though I already heard it.
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02-17-2004, 09:25 PM
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Re: coke????
that made me laugh. never heard it either.
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02-18-2004, 04:36 PM
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The version I heard.....
Girls night out Three women had a very late night drinking. They left in the early morning hours and went home their separate ways. The next day, they all met and compared notes about who was drunker the night before. The first girl claims that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door I blew chunks for 10 minutes." The second said, "You think that was drunk? Hell, I got into my car and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!" The third proclaimed, "Damn, I was the drunkest by far. "When I got home, I got into a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over, and burned the whole house down!" The room was silent for a moment. Then, the first girl spoke out again "Listen girls, I don't think you understand....... .......Chunks is my dog."
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02-18-2004, 05:24 PM
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Re: coke????
bahahaha thats awesome
 
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