Okay last one for today!! (I promise!)

[tonioseven]

It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...

It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the wash out to dry, put a roast in the oven, then went down the street to pick up some dry cleaning.
"Gootness, it's hot," she mused to herself as she walked down Main Street.

She passed by a tavern and thought, "Vy nodt?"

So she walked in and took a seat at the bar. The bartender came up and asked her what she would like to drink.

"Ya know," Helga said, "it is so hot I tink I'll have myself zee cold beer."

The bartender asked, "Anheuser Busch?"

Helga blushed and replied, "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yer pecker?"

[kittedb18bt]

ooohhhh k. i was born in Iowa-do not ever go there.

[HogieGT-R]

let the madness stop

[tonioseven]

Don't take it personal, Helga isn't from Iowa!!

[ci5ic]

Originally Posted by kittedb18bt

ooohhhh k. i was born in Iowa-do not ever go there.

I never plan to go there.

[Zcaithaca]

thjis is the best one imo

[YogsVR4]

Ack I was wrong in that last thread. There was another one - and it was lame!

[kittedb18bt]

Originally Posted by tonioseven

Don't take it personal, Helga isn't from Iowa!!

i wasnt taking it personally. i am just saying if you ever get a chance to go there...pass it up!
-that is unless you like hills and farms.

[TheNotoriousMogg]

I laffed

[Damien]

*shakes head in dismay* WHY!?!

[D[X]P]

Originally Posted by HogieGT-R

let the madness stop

yes....

[KustmAce]

hehe...its so stupid its funny

[oldbluecelica]

Originally Posted by Damien

*shakes head in dismay* WHY!?!

I'll have to agree