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Old 02-13-2004, 04:43 PM
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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local
garage. A blonde came in and asked for a
seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and
another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the
middle of the engine; I have lost it and need a new
one.." She replied that she didn't know exactly what
it was, but this piece had always been there. The
mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked
her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a
circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took
her over to another car which had its hood up and
asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and
said, "Of course, its right there."

If you're not sure what a 710 is, click here:

http://rtccom.net/~mfjgolf/710.jpg
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Old 02-13-2004, 04:49 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I love it


as soon as i can i'm showing my girlfriend, who is of course a blonde hahaha. that was friggin great.
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Old 02-13-2004, 05:22 PM
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My question is, how does someone lose their 710 cap?
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Surprised that she didn't ask for a new dipstick as well,the old one probably doesn't reach the oil any more.
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lmfao ooo shit thats funny
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bahahahaha thats friggin awsome!
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wow.... that gave a pretty good laugh... thanks
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i am glad that i wasnt drinking something. geez
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If I met a chick that dumb I'd try to convince her a 710 was in my pants and you unzip this metal piece to get one.
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lol! oh shit that was funny
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