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02-12-2004, 12:35 AM
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High school drivers.
Freshmen: foot on accelerator, both hands on wheel, parent in passenger seat in praying position.
Sophomore: One hand on wheel, one hand searching for cd's, one foot on gas. Junior: One hand on wheel, foot on gas, friends no longer ride with you for fear of death, What's a brake pedal? Senior: One hand on wheel, foot on floor, shifter in neutral, cheerleader in passenger seat giving a BJ |
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02-14-2004, 01:17 PM
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Re: High school drivers.
Along the lines of bad high school drivers. I was leaving school listening to Hendrix's crosstown traffic when I saw a dumb blonde pulling out of the parking lot. I let her go since better she be in front of me than behind. So shes sees my signal, and right as Jimi says "tire tracks all across your back..." she practically runs over a freshman on the side walk. Dumb, just so ridiculously dumb.
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02-21-2004, 07:07 PM
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High School
I being a high school student can agree with you that ALL high schoolers are idiots ( esspecially the ones with two X chromosomes) but being stupid in high school most of the times helps us become better. I had a speeding ticket 82 in a 55 on the interstate when I thought I was a mile ahead where it changed to 75. A week later I was pissed off and an F-150 tried to pass me so I sped off and he gave chase ended up he was an off-duty cop going home. Now seven months later and I havent been pulled over since. Hell I get passed by people trying to get to bingo night on time. So try not to be so hard on High schoolers unless their female. LOL
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03-07-2004, 08:14 PM
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Re: High School
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04-05-2004, 07:43 PM
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Re: High school drivers.
hey...i may be an idiot, but i enjoy every second of it. as far as the whole driving thing goes, with the exception of a very few of my friends i refuse to get into a car that i'm not driving...that's just how damn bad it is
and that description ronjonprobe93 gave is right not the money. |
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04-05-2004, 10:02 PM
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Re: Re: High school drivers.
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04-06-2004, 01:13 AM
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Re: High school drivers.
People with two X chromosomes couldnt live. We all have 23 pairs of chromosomes, and only the last pair determines sex...XX pussy XY dick....
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04-06-2004, 05:04 PM
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04-16-2004, 05:09 PM
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Re: High school drivers.
methinks YukiHime was kidding. If not, I am so sorry...
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04-18-2004, 09:27 PM
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Re: Re: Re: High school drivers.
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http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=BJ&...t&cop=mss&tab= Neither of them told me the answer...  Quote:
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