River Deep...

[tonioseven]

One day two kids were wandering around near a stream. One of the boys wandered off near a bush and the other wandered farther down stream. The boy who was wandering down stream started to get lonely, so he went to find his other friend. When he got to the bush were his friend was he saw a naked woman and ran away. The boy that was here for a long time got curious and ran after him and asked, "Why did you run away?"
The other boy said, "My mom said that if I were to ever see a naked woman I would turn to stone. Then I felt something get very hard so I ran."

[taranaki]

I'd have risked turning to stone if it was tangie.

[tonioseven]

You and me both!! Hi 'Naki!

[Toksin]

I don't know what's funnier (or worse ),the joke or you two...