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Old 02-05-2004, 05:39 PM
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A lady walks into a bar and says,'' Barkeep, gimme a martooni.'' The bartender goes back and fixes her a martini. She downs it and says, ''Barkeep, gimme another martooni.'' So he goes back and fixes her another martini. She downs that, and just sits there and doesn't say anything. Finally after about 10 minutes bartender says,'' Would you like another?'' She says,'' Oh, no, I got this terrible heartburn.''
The bartender says, ''Okay, there are three things wrong here:
Number 1: It's martini, not martooni.
Number 2: It's bartender, not barkeep, and
Number 3: You're not having heartburn, your boob's in the ash tray.''

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Old 02-05-2004, 05:59 PM
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Old 02-05-2004, 06:35 PM
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Bad mother-%#@*! joke
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Old 02-06-2004, 05:16 AM
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I normally wouldnt comment on a bad joke, but this one is too bad
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I'm surprised the word "blonde" isn't anywhere in there.
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I'm surprised the word "blonde" isn't anywhere in there.
hehe... i take it you dont like blond jokes
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no, i dont mind them. not very much can offend me. It just sounded like a blonde joke.
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no, i dont mind them. not very much can offend me. It just sounded like a blonde joke.


A blonde tried to fire an arrow into the air and she missed
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A blonde tried to fire an arrow into the air and she missed
What possessed you? Contender for Worst Joke Award. Ever
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A blonde tried to fire an arrow into the air and she missed
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I wish it were that easy
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I have a problem...

I admittedly smiled at the arrow thing.

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I have a problem...

I admittedly smiled at the arrow thing.
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No, the redeeming factor here is that he recognises he has a problem. We'll help him to deal with it instead, hopefully he'll emerge a stronger and healthier person. We can only hope.
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No, the redeeming factor here is that he recognises he has a problem. We'll help him to deal with it instead, hopefully he'll emerge a stronger and healthier person. We can only hope.
that's what they said about Mike Tyson
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