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Old 01-30-2004, 01:45 AM
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Ok guys I was stupid and figured I'd be out've class tomorrow so I didn't do my AP Gov. assignment. Now I find we have a 2 hr. delay and I badly need you to help me out here. If any of you can answer any of these questions I would be so happy:

What are the two crucial phases of any election? In the great majority of states, how does one go about getting their party's nomination?

What are the two ways a candidate can use television in his or her campaign? Briefly describe each method.

What risk does a candidate take when he or she gets involved in television visuals and debates? Why does the candidate rely on a "stock speech" during the campaign?

Explain the difference between prospective voting and retrospective voting.

What occurs during a critical or realigning period?
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Um, shit, too bad I'm going to be in that class next year and its too late to call my friends. I'll try to find something on the net though.
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And we're suppose to help b/c you decided to slack off? Welcome to college buddy.
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I didn't ask for your ass remarks broh. If you don't want to help you don't have to say anything.
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I certainly didn't study in high school.. any one else?
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I certainly didn't study in high school

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Re: In Dire Need Of Your Help

What are the two crucial phases of any election? In the great majority of states, how does one go about getting their party's nomination?

The two crucial phases are bribery and intimidation. I think it's pretty obvious how they get their nominations.

What are the two ways a candidate can use television in his or her campaign? Briefly describe each method.

Propaganda and subliminal messaging.

What risk does a candidate take when he or she gets involved in television visuals and debates? Why does the candidate rely on a "stock speech" during the campaign?

Risks include throwing up on stage, being shot, and being caught masturbating. A stock speech is used because a modified one is too expensive, and can't handle the boost pressure.

Explain the difference between prospective voting and retrospective voting.

Prospective voting: I'm gonna vote for X!
Retrospective voting: SHIT! I Should have voted for Y!

What occurs during a critical or realigning period?

Everyone thinks "oh shit!" and figures they should have voted for the other guy.



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LOL @ Tosksin.

Phttt at any kid who made it to college without ever learning the fundamentals of his country's democratic system.
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and we should help you why? welcome to life, next time be prepared
Don't sweat it vicious, quarter mile didn't graduate high school let alone earn college credits while he was there.
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What risk does a candidate take when he or she gets involved in television visuals and debates? Why does the candidate rely on a "stock speech" during the campaign?

A stock speech is used because a modified one is too expensive, and can't handle the boost pressure.

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Imagine President Bush with a "highly modified" speech...With NOS!
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Imagine President Bush with a "highly modified" speech...With NOS!
Don't you go saying bad things about Mr Bush.


That's my job!
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Don't you go saying bad things about Mr Bush.


That's my job!
That's why I liked your last Sig. His re-election campaign is one of the most expensive things in the world.
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That's my job!
I have to laugh at that Mr. T. I just got up and you and Toskin just gave me a great wake up.
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I didn't ask for your ass remarks broh. If you don't want to help you don't have to say anything.
Thats why we love public message boards. Someone can help if they want and the rest of us can laugh at the slackers.













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