There are teachers, and there are educators....

[Hyatus]

If this is a repost my bad....

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would make up their faces in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips against the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would do it again. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls into the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet bowel, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers, and then there are educators...

[Steel]

HAHA! that's great! HAHA!

[Hyatus]

ok heres another

An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial
pipe and eyeing two US government officials sent to interview him.

"Chief Two Eagles," asked one official, "You have observed the white man for
90 years. You've seen his wars and his material wealth.
You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."

The chief nodded that it was so.

The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion,
where did the white man go wrong?"

The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then
calmly replied,
"When white man found the land, Indians were running it.
No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, women did all the work,
medicine man free, Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, all night
having sex."

Then the chief leaned back and smiled, "White man dumb enough to think he
could improve system like that!"

[Hyatus]

and another

*WEIRD NEWS*

Microsoft takes on teen's site MikeRoweSoft.com

VANCOUVER, British Columbia (AP) -- It's Microsoft versus Mike Rowe-soft.
Rowe, a 17-year-old high school senior and Web designer from Victoria, has
angered the software giant by registering an Internet site with the address
www.MikeRoweSoft.com.
"Since my name is Mike Rowe, I thought it would be funny to add 'soft' to
the end of it," said Rowe.
Microsoft, however, is not amused.
It has demanded that he give up his domain name. In November, Rowe received
a letter from Microsoft's Canadian lawyers informing him he was committing
copyright infringement.

[Chavez408]

lmao

[eversio11]

[Hyatus]

heres another

My brother was walking home one fine summer afternoon when he spotted a young woman grieving over a pet dog that was recently struck by an automobile. The pet had just finished dying at the distraught women's feet...

Allen: "Miss?"

Woman: "<Sob!> Huh? <Sniff...>"

Allen: "Miss, do you need a taxidermist?"

[Hyatus]

old but funny

My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord
From my trousers it would spring
But now I've got a full-time job
To find the blasted thing.

It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head
And watch me tie my shoes.

[CiViC_GIRL]

Originally Posted by Hyatus

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

they know better now

[TheNotoriousMogg]

Those were great man, made me laugh

[chicago_guy]

Originally Posted by Hyatus

and another

*WEIRD NEWS*

Microsoft takes on teen's site MikeRoweSoft.com

VANCOUVER, British Columbia (AP) -- It's Microsoft versus Mike Rowe-soft.
Rowe, a 17-year-old high school senior and Web designer from Victoria, has
angered the software giant by registering an Internet site with the address
www.MikeRoweSoft.com.
"Since my name is Mike Rowe, I thought it would be funny to add 'soft' to
the end of it," said Rowe.
Microsoft, however, is not amused.
It has demanded that he give up his domain name. In November, Rowe received
a letter from Microsoft's Canadian lawyers informing him he was committing
copyright infringement.

I honestly don't think Microsoft has a case against that kid. They are suing him because his name is a play on words of the name Microsoft. The only reason they would win that case is because Bill Gates is worth so much fucking money.

And about that indian joke... ....that's why I am proud to have cherokee blood in my veins. The damn europeans screwed up everything!

[TexasF355F1]

Hyatus is on a roll.

[IIwhitexb0iII]

mike rowe update

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=3382073018

[jcz1987]

OMG!! Those are all hilarious!

[originalmike]

I heard Microsoft paid Mike Rowe a lot of money for that domain name.