I beat off a Mercedes c230 Kompressor.pissed him off!!(not a kill)

[copasetic808]

well i have to explain what happened. it will take a little to explain.There is a big intersection between to the two main streets by my college. at the intersection there is four lanes going the direction i was going...the left turn lane and right turn lane onlys on either side..obviously, a lane that goes straight through the light. but then there is a lane that goes through the light but once you go through the light in that lane you must turn right immediately after.Because there is a little turnoff street. and there is nothing on that street just like a little business park...well its no secret that at like rush hour..the lane that goes straight usually has like 10 cars in line to go through the light and that right lane has no one in it..because no one ever turns at that business park. so little jerk offs will try to just creep up and then cut off whoever is actually supposed to be going straight..by just punching the gas and then getting over in the left and cutting that person off...well i was the first one in the center lane....and as i noticed the other light turning yellow and then red..i saw a car coming up on me on the right...and it slowed down to about a 10 mile drag....and i knew that son of bitch was gonnna cut me off because he had a mercedes and he didnt want to wait in line like the rest of us.....so my heart started pounding cause i was excited and i was not gonna let this guy cut me off...so as it turned green he was just at a roll and he punched it and i did to...i shifted at just over redline and we were neck and neck..he was then about a half a car ahead( i was in third gear)..then he saw that he couldnt pass me so he just slowed down and had to turn right....i know this isnt a kill...but it was nice to know i could piss of some prick by being able to fool his plan alittle...he had a ski rack on his car and like some cheesy license plate that said "1stunna"....so i dont consider this a kill or a race....but im glad that i was able to make this guy get pissed and have to do a u-turn and wait behind me and like the 5 or 6 minivans who were going 5 under...until he could go..i dont have a turbo hatchback or some crazy all motor car but it was nice to know i had just enough to let this yuppie ski bum take a back seat.

i have 97 civic 2dr ex catback exhaust..cold air(ram air)
17 konig rims...(thats all guys sorry)im low on cash.oh i also have an air freshner(adds three HP...seriously)

he had a Kompressor C230 sedan....silver

[kittedb18bt]

funny story, i loved it. "1stunna"? i am twice as happy now that you did that. to show how much of an idiot (or how much pride this guy has) he had to try to get ahead of you. i would have made you jump the line, and then get right behind you-thats if i am ever in a hurry.

[carrrnuttt]

That's a nice kill and everything there, bub...

...but I'd watch it with saying you "beat-off" anything, lol.

[Creagach]

Originally Posted by carrrnuttt

That's a nice kill and everything there, bub...

...but I'd watch it with saying you "beat-off" anything, lol.

my thoughts exactly

[Ace$nyper]

i'm with them

[copasetic808]

Originally Posted by carrrnuttt

That's a nice kill and everything there, bub...

...but I'd watch it with saying you "beat-off" anything, lol.

sorry guys i guess i should have phrased it differently....i meant "beat off" like pissed him off...thats i why i didnt put BEAT HIM..cause i figured that would definitely not be true...sorry so what i meant to say was like scared off or angered him.....thats all...now that i look at i see that its defintely a wrong way to put it....good thing i didnt say "i spanked him" to...i normally would have said beat him..but i didnt really so....well im sure this will turn into a comical flame towards me....i have never beat off any guy thats on the record.....lets not miss the point of the thread.
copasetic

[damir831]

Haha, you just explain one of these intersections when I come home from school, only this one merges into one. I love pissing people off when they just don't wanna wait like everyone else. I'd seriously go as far as that person hitting me.

[ArideII]

I was a little skeptical about the title. Anyways, congrats on "beating him off" the line and making him miss his lane. I hate bastards that do that, wait... I'm one of those pricks. When someone manages to thwart my sneakyness I generally get a laugh out of it because I know that they are going to go home happy.

[copasetic808]

Originally Posted by ArideII

I was a little skeptical about the title. Anyways, congrats on "beating him off" the line and making him miss his lane. I hate bastards that do that, wait... I'm one of those pricks. When someone manages to thwart my sneakyness I generally get a laugh out of it because I know that they are going to go home happy.

dont get me wrong i have also been in a rush before and done this sort of thing but nothing to the extent of cutting somone off or making it a close call...everybody wants to speed up and test their engine from time to time for fun...or get over ahed of someone else..but its usually in the process of driving they realize they need to get over..then they punch it...this guy knew he wanted to cut me off from the second he rolled up..thats the difference

[unusualcivic]

nice job! one more deflated oversized ego

[DkShadow]

Nice showin em...



Beat off...

[Spectre927]

lol... nice job. I like to hear that kind of stuff, those people piss me off too.

[pikkagtr]

good "beatibg off" of a merc
i hate pricks that do that
especially those that go too far and merge into my lane too dangerously