a few more jokes for today

[97civiclx]

my mom sent me these so i though i would post them. again i hope these are not reposts.
9. A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply,
> "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter."
> Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown."
> The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said,
> "Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?"
> She replied, "I thought I was, but mother says I'm not."

2nd
A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the
> boys?"
> Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too
> rough."
> The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked,
> "If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"

3rd
A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself,
>
> "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven.
>
> Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine...."
>
> His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
>
> The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."
>
> "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
>
> "Yes," he answered.
>
> Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you
>
> teaching my son in math?"
>
> The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
>
> The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?"
>
> After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four

there they are ill post more tomorrow

[Graphik Styles]

last ones the best one

[speediva]

Originally Posted by Graphik Styles

last ones the best one

Of course the last one is the best... it has to do with MATH!!!

[BigBearWest]

Lol

[Raging Bull]

Got superb joke from my bro.

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.

They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his
bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears.
Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized
ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.

The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially
one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite
impressed by his sensitive side.

She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each others clothes off and make hot
steamy love.

After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together
in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"

The guy says "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."

[xviciousx]

lol @ bull

[chicago_guy]

Originally Posted by Raging Bull

Got superb joke from my bro.

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.

They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his
bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears.
Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized
ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.

The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially
one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite
impressed by his sensitive side.

She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each others clothes off and make hot
steamy love.

After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together
in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"

The guy says "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."

O shit that is funny!