My Stupidity...

[Chavez408]

the funniest thing happend to me on friday...this is what happened: first of all i live on the 3rd story apt. so im ready to take a shower but my left hand has a cast on it so i decided to take a bath tub, so i turn on the water and i turn on the music i close the door and i sit on the toilet to do my shit and when i was finish i decide to turn on the candles next to the bathroom sink witch is next to the door and lucky for me there were some matches in the bathroom so i grab them and lite em up next to the candles and ones the candles were lit, i drop the match and the match lands on the rolls of toilet paper that were on the ground and it caught on fire but yea its only rolls of papers, u can easly turn the fire off right? but no... i panic cus i was alone and i couldnt open a window cus i live in the 3 rd story and we dont have windows in the bathroom so i was like oh shit! and i couldnt run out the door cus it was next to the door and i was gonna try to jump over it but it already reached some magz i had there it those caught on fire too so it was a ball of fire, but thats not all , like i said i panic and i grabbed the first thing i saw and that was those old spice deodorant. not the glue stick but the spray. so i start prayin on the fire but of course its flameable and i kno that but i couldnt think and of course it made it worst, half of the bathroom was on fire...all i could of think of is to go in the tub and hide under the water lol but i knew i couldnt fit cus im a pretty big guy so i was like screw it i need to stop this shit so i look around and i find a towel and i just smacking it then i grab my shirt and toss it on top and start stomping on it but the fire wouldnt stop , so whats next? STOP DROP AND ROLL..jp..but after a few hits the fire started to go away and in a few minutes everythin is coo but it left this big black moldy spot on our floor...but damn it was crazy then my mom came from the store and she asked me what i was cookin so i was like mexican...and then she gaved me the "look"

[89Turbo944]

LOL

Thats great, next time tho make sure you dont have rolls of TP near candles. And y were you lighting candles. Your a guy, guys do not take baths with candles.

LOL,

No more fire for you.

[Chavez408]

Originally Posted by 89Turbo944

LOL

Thats great, next time tho make sure you dont have rolls of TP near candles. And y were you lighting candles. Your a guy, guys do not take baths with candles.

LOL,

No more fire for you.

why candles? cus i wanted it to seem like the movies lol


T.V CAN KILL YOU SEE!!

[Zcaithaca]

i think he might have been lighten candles to distract the stink

[taranaki]

There's no such thing as stupid,Timmy,only bad decisions.Now stop fidgeting and drink your bleach...

[89Turbo944]

LOL.

I have doen teh candles thing but that was for my GF. LOL. But makes sense to get rid of the stank of shat.

I though you were going to say you light your cast on fire. Now that would be a little "bad decision"lol

[Chavez408]

lol hmm i havent tried that...

[89Turbo944]

try lighting the cast on fire when it is no longer on your arm.

Hey did you get a cast because you were mixing alcahol and clorine in a 2 liter pop bottle and it exploded???
LOL

[chicago_guy]

lol....that's pretty funny. But next time, when posting that is, use complete sentences. You know, instead of using a few really long run-on sentences, because I had a hard time reading that.

[Chavez408]

when posting that is, use complete sentences. You know, instead of using a few really long run-on sentences, because I had a hard time reading that.

i only have one arm lol i dont really check my spellin or any other sort of thing like that...too much work

and u ask how i broked my arm? well its not really my arm that is broken its my side of my pinky from the wrist to the tip of my pinky that is broken but they said they still had to cast me from the elbow to the fingers but heh i broked it by putting my fingers where they dont belong

[eversio11]

I don't have the skill to read.. whatever you wrote in the first post, so I just pieced it together from the proceeding posts. Funny stuff

[Oz]

Grammar is your friend.

[chicago_guy]

Originally Posted by Chavez408

i only have one arm lol i dont really check my spellin or any other sort of thing like that...too much work

and u ask how i broked my arm? well its not really my arm that is broken its my side of my pinky from the wrist to the tip of my pinky that is broken but they said they still had to cast me from the elbow to the fingers but heh i broked it by putting my fingers where they dont belong

ooooo woops.....that's my bad. I forgot about that.

[oldbluecelica]

jeez dude, thats crazy

[Porsche]

[quote=89Turbo944]

And y were you lighting candles. Your a guy, guys do not take baths with candles.

QUOTE]


I'm just happy someone pointed that out.