Free Style

[Chavez408]

can u free style? maybe u got a lil rhyme in u that u want to share..well heres ur time to spit it all out. tell us what u got :bigthumbs:

[xviciousx]

[Chavez408]

oh it is? my bad! i was just tryin raise the mood on this forum

[xviciousx]

not a big deal really... it was funny as hell the first time

[damir831]

Someone must have just finished watching "8 Mile"

[NOBU-SAN]

New life for the fast & the quick/
Technology burnin 1/4miles and shit/
See the v8 gettin beat by a civic/
No staccato beats and clicks/
Freestyle no music-only for the gifted/
See things change with time, this is how I spit it/
Stugglin day to day priorities go on the back burner/
Every dollar I make just to beat you like Tina Turner/
I just gotta beat slick runnin in that vette
Crushed his boy's stang but ain't caught him yet/
Don't fret, I ain't scared of shit!/
But you better buckle up, cuz when this boost hits/
I'ma run a 10.9 bitch and burn this strip/
Run it like coca to the keys from Boca/
Low key, no flash but got a grip that'll choke ya/
Take this hot iron and poke ya/
Last night the thought woke ya'/
"What if I lose to that broke muthafucka?"/
Don't think it out loud, I'm liable to gut ya/
Fuck cuttin ya' Ima wreck ya whole world/
Get the nickname squrrel from ya girl/
She seen that run and came up off the pearl/
But I ain't concerned with that type of woman/
Just dealin justice to those who had it comin'/
That's why when I hit this track all the lames go runnin/ All the big engines get to hummin/
Then the big boys get to gunnin-no frontin/
Who want it? Don't talk no dumb shit/
Bring that ride to the line like you did last time/
You're static not improvin just happy as can be/
Not me, I'm strugglin but the fastest you can see/
No time for restin on my laurels, I'ma rule the roost/
Wait till next time when I max the boost.


Lame? Maybe, but I thought this up in a hurry. Holler

NOBU

[xviciousx]

ok I actually have 2... one's mine and one's my friend Cary's... we're really bored:

MINE:
My name is Andrew and I fuck the ho's
I go round wearin the finest clothes
Nothin you do
Nothin you say
Can keep me from fuckin em everyday
Cuz I'm a wigga wicca white boy
Such a tyte boy
Got you in my sites boy
Time to fight boy
Get down wit' yo bad self
WHITE BOY FOR LIFE!

Cary's:
My name is Cary and I like blueberry
Pancakes all up in this shit
My rhymes are ill
and my fists are quick
See that bitch make her suck my dick
Comin round from the C-a-l-i
Where I learned you either fight or die
Mother fucka
WHITE BOY FOR LIFE!

[TexasF355F1]

All I have to say is Lil' Flip owns.

[Graphik Styles]

I be sitting here, replying to this shit
typing up my message, an pressing "submit"
Some will flame my rhyme, but i know its tight,
dont fuck with me, or i'll take down ya site.

See what i got is, Punjabi Pride
I get a sword when i marry the bride,
I'll uphold my wifes security...until da end of time.

See some may think "what a wigger"
But the only thing is, i'll actually pull the trigger
But i dont go around, holding my cock
pretending to be thug, carrying a glock
I dont walk around like i got a penny up my ass
And yeh i do, i try to go to class.

I dont like many people, but some i do
like Darrell, cuz hes pretty damn cool.
I like Spec2Girl, but not in that way
She's just someone that i usually say "hey"
Theres some otheres, that are allright,
But all the rest of you do is flame, and fight.
And for the ones that dont like me, you can eat my dick,
cuz you aint nothing more then a big fuckin prick.

[Chavez408]

Originally Posted by Graphik Styles

I be sitting here, replying to this shit
typing up my message, an pressing "submit"
Some will flame my rhyme, but i know its tight,
dont fuck with me, or i'll take down ya site.

See what i got is, Punjabi Pride
I get a sword when i marry the bride,
I'll uphold my wifes security...until da end of time.

See some may think "what a wigger"
But the only thing is, i'll actually pull the trigger
But i dont go around, holding my cock
pretending to be thug, carrying a glock
I dont walk around like i got a penny up my ass
And yeh i do, i try to go to class.

I dont like many people, but some i do
like Darrell, cuz hes pretty damn cool.
I like Spec2Girl, but not in that way
She's just someone that i usually say "hey"
Theres some otheres, that are allright,
But all the rest of you do is flame, and fight.
And for the ones that dont like me, you can eat my dick,
cuz you aint nothing more then a big fuckin prick.

thats some funny shit and also the others were awsome..only if i could do it

[zebrathree]

Fuck this shit. Fuck this shit.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR.

[Toksin]

Some of these are fucking crackups.

I had a moderator freestyle, but I'm not allowed to post it

[zebrathree]

No, go on.

I won't tell if you won't.

[goat_launcher]

Try this shit out, dorks.

Mad malicious hater/
mad, cuz I got a 3D accelerator-
hardwired o my visual cortex/
vision so fast I can see what happens next/
simulate verbal impacts that make your heart stop/
you'll be disarmed
hit you with a proton bomb
that mutilates your legs and arms
you might as well be sittin' on Napalm
I knock people out of orbit
like the fuckin' MIR station
I make girls so wet they get bored with masturbation
got a twin rotar Mazda to get me to my destination
Throw bricks at klansmen who preach segregation

-BTW, you've just been selected for Termination-

Your grasp of guns is an atrocity,
I've got shells that fly at high velocity
you can't even tell a cartridge from a clip
and yet you still talk shit!
the only gun you ever shot
was when you were playin' on the net
I got your momma panties wet,
take it easy, don't sweat
she wants some birth control, she can smoke a cigerette.

You've got a grandma that's a nursing home gangsta
she's got a paintball gun runnin' off a compressed oxygen tank
I was gonna at eat your girl out but that pussy is RANK!
she asked me why you talk like a mobster.
I said "I dunno, but you got more crabs than Red Lobster."----
tuna can ass smellin' ho.
at least she was good for a blow
didn't you know, I gotta meet with your mom at the local HoJo.

you tried to buy a car but got dissed buy the creditor
you wanna complain, write a letter to the editor
it don't matter if you're a major competitor
president or an emporer, king or a senator
you'll never change the fact that I'll always be better
cuz I'm the fuckin' top chedder, cheezy like mozerrella
did your girlfriend in the back of a Volkswagen Jetta


biaaatch!

[Zcaithaca]

I teach ya how ta whore
im JWT
im IBL im going off topic
i teach ya how to whore.
you cant see my post
and i post the most
except kicker
i teach ya how to whore

seven posts a minute
six minutes postin
24 hours.
on the AF
yea thats oz yo thats him
they say ive changed man
im gettin post counts im whoring
they liked me better when i was mad boring
post so hard
everybodys gotta ban me
and i dont really care
if i make a diffrence to the post yo
long as im IBL
you can go to hell
in the hood they say, z-bay man ya sig looks different yo
just cant believehow im in love with this site yo

I teach ya how to whore!!!






wow im really bad but i tried to stay with stunt 101..guess it didnt work