Ralph & Bob

[tonioseven]

Two buddies, Ralph and Rob, are getting very drunk at a bar when
> > suddenly Rob throws up all over himself.
> >
> > "Oh, no. Now Jane will kill me!"
> >
> > Ralph says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket,
> > tell Jane that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for
> > the dry cleaning bill." So they stay for another couple of hours and got
> > even drunker.
> >
> > Eventually Rob rolls into home and his wife Jane starts to give him a
> > bad time. "You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My
> > God, you're disgusting!"
> >
> > Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, Rob says, "Now wainaminit, I
> > can e'splain everything! Itsh not what you think. I only had a couple
> > drinks. But this other guy got sick on me . he'd had one too many and
> > he just couldn't hold his liquor. He said he was very sorry an' gave me
> > twenty bucks for the cleaning bill!"
> >
> > Jane looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is forty bucks."
> >
> > "Oh, yeah...I almos' forgot, he shit in my pants, too."

[originalmike]

[Toksin]

LOL

Nice one Antonio

[matada]

4 out of 4 people sitting in my office agree=
That was funny as hell....

[chicago_guy]

Good one.