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What's your favorite? Lately it has been aweful, but back in the day it wa hilarious. I still watch the re-runs everyday. My favorites are when Homer becomes the beer baron, the old episode when Homer is on the company softball team and Mr. Burns hires pro athletes to play, Homer forms the neighborhood watch team, Side Show Bob gets out of prison, both parts to Who Shot Mr. Burns, and so many others.
Lisa: If you're the police, who will police the police? Homer: I don't know, coast guard? Officer: I heard there was murder in NYC and they never solved the case. Steve Sax: But there are hundreds of unsolved murder mysteries in NYC! Officer: You just don't know when to keep your mouth shut, do you Saxy boy? ![]() Steve Sax (in jail): Don't I get my phone call? Officer: You watch too many movies Saxy boy. ![]() I love that show!
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hellz yeah i love that show. i cant really pick a fav but here are some of my fav homer quotes :
You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. I want to share something with you - the three sentences that will get you through life. Number one,'cover for me.' Number two, 'oh, good idea, boss.' Number three, 'it was like that when I got here. Step aside everyone! Sensitive love letters are my specialty. 'Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.' Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'sir' without adding, 'you're making a scene. HOmer: no beer and no tv make Homer something something Marge: go crazy? Homer: DONT MIND IF I DO!!! AAAA EE OH OH AEAE OEOEOEOE comeon marge gimme the bat. gimme the bat bat bat god i love that show
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I really dont think their is a greatest episode b/c ive seen so damn many and i just love all of them they all make me laugh and hell i love the reruns .
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Is it "22 short stories about springfield". I think that might be my favorite, but I really couldn't choose.
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Ned's kid: "Daddy, what do taxes pay for?"
Ned Flanders: "Oh! Why everything. Policemen, trees, sunshine...and lets not forget the folks who just don't feel like working, god bless them!" Scientist: "Now here is an ordinary square..." Wiggam: "Whoa! Whoa! Slow down there egghead!" |
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"It seems as though the cat burglar has been caught by the very person who was trying to catch him." - Homer
Bee man 1:Gee, it's quiet! Bee man 2: No noise indicates no bees. We must find the source of the bee problem. To the bee mobile! Bee man 1: You mean your Chevy sir? Bee man 2: Yes... Announcer: Now back to Mattel and Mars Bar Quick Energy Choco Bot hour! Leader: Major Nugget, Gooey, Cocoa, put down those entertainning Mattel Products! Colonel CapTaffy is up to his old tricks... NGC: Power up!
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I like any of hte ones with the Beatles in them. Also the one when Mr. Burns' son goes to meet him for the first time is pretty cool
Rodney Dangerfield was the voice behind that character .Ferrari |
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Homer: Moe, I need your advice.
Moe: Yeah Homer: See, I got this friend named Joey Joe Joe Shabadoo. Moe: That's the worst name I've ever heard. Joey Joe Joe (at the bar): OH...aaaaahhhahaha Barney: Hey! Joey Joe Joe!
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Ah, that show is the greatest. The episodes I like the most is the Beer Baron, The Canyonero debut and the Air Show one. I'll put up the Canyonero song later. Rodd: Daddy, He's gaining! Maud: Faster Neddy, Faster! Ned: I can't, it's a Geo!
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"12 yards long and 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American pride! Canyonaero!"
The one when Lisa becomes a Vegeterian is hilarious too.
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I like the one where Homer gains weight so he can work at home. He buys "loose and billowy" clothes and a "fat guy hat".
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I also like the little bits of humor they put into the things that we see everyday. LIke "Books! Books! and additional Books!, Try'n'save and "The Frying Dutchman". It's all great.
Moe: "Ah, the new deep frying. It's from the Navy, It'll deep fry a buffalo in 40 seconds. Homer :" Ohhhhh, I want it now."
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The funniest Simpsons episode, and i have all of them on tape...is 22 short stories about Springfield, its the one where everyone in the cast has a story about them. has to be one of the funniest i have ever seen.
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looks like John98R/T and I agree.
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I just remebered another good episode, its the one where Homer gets gun crazy and starts doing everything with a gun. The best part of the whole episode is when Homer tries to turn off the T.V. with the gun.
Peace.....
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