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Old 01-22-2004, 07:16 PM
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Angry Why I don't like birds.....
I have 28 cars on my lot at any given time. Yesterday it was -1 degree celcius, and I washed all my cars. 1 day later, this is what I get for all my hard work:


Half of my lot is under powerlines so there is nothing I can do. I think they were eating some kind of berry too, because I have to polish it off or it will leave little red stains.

I HATE BIRDS!!!!!
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Re: Why I don't like birds.....
for some i reason i could've sworn they had a stress release forum somewhere around here.
but that really does suck man,
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I think you need a 12 gauge solution.
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Re: Why I don't like birds.....
Damn, can't have the Soarer getting pooed on, I'll gladly take it, for free
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Re: Why I don't like birds.....
Oops, I thought I put it there. Damn browser.
Hey any MOD out there, drop this into stress release for me?

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Re: Why I don't like birds.....
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Re: Why I don't like birds.....
2.5 liter twin turbo....
Only $3800!!!!
You can swing that can't you??
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Re: Why I don't like birds.....
Seriously a nice pellet rifle would do those birds some good, late at night.
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Re: Why I don't like birds.....
I HATE birds , they seem to know when I just washed my car or when I dont feel like it. I didnt feel like washing mine last weeking and it got hit 5 tomes !!!!
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Re: Why I don't like birds.....
It never fails, any time that I wash my car on a decent day, the birds always have to come along and shit all over my nice hard work...and for some reason, they always seem to know when I spend extra time detailing the thing and when I just got done waxing the whole damn car. KILL THEM ALL!
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Re: Why I don't like birds.....
those are some INTENSE bird droppings
must have been the berries
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Re: Why I don't like birds.....
bwahahahaha

sorry, just funni

dude's right tho, get a little pellet gun.....problem solved
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Re: Why I don't like birds.....
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I think you need a 12 gauge solution.
What would some thick electrical wiring do?


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Re: Re: Why I don't like birds.....
lol pellet sniper rifle
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Re: Why I don't like birds.....
I totally appreciate your side here man.. but there's more then one way to skin a cat.

killing helpless animals is inhumane. not saying your going to do it, but it seems to be the solve-all to most people now-a-days.

personally if I saw you do it I would go ape-shit. I would seriously lose it on someone if I caught them hurting a little defenseless animal. better make sure no one's watching you kill defenseless creatures. I mean unless your jeff dahmer people usually don't like that kinda stuff.
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