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01-20-2004, 11:33 AM
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CIA, FBI, and LAPD
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit! 
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01-20-2004, 11:39 AM
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Re: CIA, FBI, and LAPD
HAHA, funni stuff
lol
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01-20-2004, 01:02 PM
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Re: CIA, FBI, and LAPD
hehe, always liked that one.
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01-20-2004, 01:43 PM
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Re: CIA, FBI, and LAPD
i was waiting for someone to chime in with "bears can't talk"
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01-20-2004, 03:54 PM
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Re: CIA, FBI, and LAPD
Well you know the CIA doesnt "plant" informant, they cultivate informants. They also don
t question anyone. They also don't seem to get a lot achieved.
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01-20-2004, 03:57 PM
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Re: CIA, FBI, and LAPD
That's great!! I especially love the FBI shit. I get a lot of flack for calling them cowboys, but I see I ain't the only one who thinks it.
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01-20-2004, 04:19 PM
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Re: CIA, FBI, and LAPD
May I ask what your experience in Policing is NOBU-SAN?
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01-20-2004, 07:01 PM
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Nice one!!!
 BTW, the FBI is basically what the CIB is in other places, am I right???
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01-20-2004, 07:35 PM
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NOBU-SAN, I know you saw my post because you made a post after it. Answer my question please. I want to know what experience you have to make such an inflammatry statement. I am beginning to get a picture of who and what you are.
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01-20-2004, 09:46 PM
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thats awsome
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01-20-2004, 10:54 PM
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LOL
good one
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