Potentially and realistically...

[tonioseven]

A young boy went to his father and asked, "What's the difference
between 'potentially' and 'realistically'."

The father answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Denzel
Washington for one million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she
would sleep with Sean 'Puffy' Combs for one million dollars. Then come back
and tell me what you've learned."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Denzel
Washington for one million dollars?"
The mother replied, "Of course I would. I wouldn't pass up an
opportunity like that!"

Then the boy went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Sean
'Puffy' Combs for one million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my gosh!
I'd be nuts to pass that up!"

The boy thought about it and went back to his dad. His father asked him
if he'd found out the difference between "potentially and
realistically."

The boy replied, "Yes. 'Potentially' we're sitting on two million
dollars, but 'realistically' we're living with two hoes.

[Jimster]

LOL!!!!!!!!!! Brilliant tonio!!!

[Oz]