The real reason to hate rice.

Gtr2.7L · #1 12-24-2001, 10:40 PM

So, I've been away for three months, defending the world against terrorism in Enduring Freedom...I come back ecstatic to see my wife and looking forward to driving the GTR. We go to the garage and pick it up and there it is, two 6" scratches and some sh*t stole the rear badge. My claim was pretty quick to get filed. The good news is about four weeks ago, a GTR badge mysteriously appeared on the back of a Nissan Sunny and a Primera. The call is out, and it's going to be ugly if it was them!

Whitebread · #2 12-25-2001, 10:04 AM

I say put sand in his gas tank!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gonthrax · #3 12-25-2001, 10:48 AM

I'm sorry he hurt your baby

I say steal his primera badges and beat him with um

Nah, actualy you should play dumb and look at his car and act like you think its fast and challange him to a race. Then dust his ass off

TatII · #4 12-26-2001, 12:26 AM

hhahahah i never knew that ricers were a global thing?:finger:

Gonthrax · #5 12-26-2001, 12:32 AM

yea, I beleave it is. Its pretty bad in NZ and REALLY bad in Japan! I'll try and dig up a pic I saw of a bongo wagon over in Japan, it is absolutly HORRID!

Gonthrax · #6 12-26-2001, 12:44 AM

Found it, check out this wonderful toaster van gone horrible wrong!

:flamer:

:rocket:

Jesus god! Why why WHY!? :cry:

TatII · #7 12-27-2001, 05:54 AM

hmmm i think it looks pretty hot~~ nooo joke it looks soo unique, its like art on wheels. (dodging flaming spams) and how does japan have the worse rice boys? i would think that they are non exisitent in the land of hte rising sun.

HogieGT-R · #8 12-29-2001, 12:26 PM

I dunno man but are there pokemon on the side of that Bongo Wagon?!?!?! WTF is that!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?...as to what that dude did to your little bundle of pride and joy, I'd find him out and beat the $h!* out of him till he pays fir the damage of your car

Gtr2.7L · #9 12-29-2001, 01:41 PM

I went to Daikoku (Yokohama Bay Bridge) and saw about ten of those trucks tonight!
The Japanese don't really have rice. They know what's fast, they know what's not. They stick to the purpose of their cars. Three categories....Fast, LOUD (pipes and systems), and outrageous....I guess you could call outrageous a kind of rice....BUT they would never attempt to race you on the roads or do flybys...the know what they are. American's on base however......completely different story....bunch o' retards.

Also got to see a great show of drifting tonight!...About 0100 twenty cars did simultaneous drifting on a two way 6-lane road. Three cars at a time drifting in tandem....definately bad-ass. The wife and I are going to take a video camera next week so we can post it for you all. Mostly bigger cars though.....Presidents, Cefiro's, AMG's....etc....there were a couple Supras, RX-7's, 180's, and even a Skyline GTS-T.

Gtr2.7L · #10 12-29-2001, 01:46 PM

Oh...and we also saw two BEAUTIFUL vintage 1975 Prince GTR's. They go for around 17k in good shape. I've been thinking about selling the R32 and picking up one of these for stateside instead!

R33 · #11 12-30-2001, 09:14 PM

Ricers......

GTR2.7L, sorry to hear about your molested GTR. Go get 'em....tie them up to your hood and drive on full boost!

HogieGT-R · #12 12-30-2001, 09:59 PM

next on when rice goes bad............

HogieGT-R · #13 12-30-2001, 10:01 PM

go to http://riceboypage.com/ for stuff like

RazorGTR · #14 12-30-2001, 11:10 PM

Sorry to hear about the R, and man that van is the absolute worst case of stupitity I have ever seen !

Nemesis · #15 01-08-2002, 07:18 PM

Find the little prick that did the damage to your car, put some sugar into his petrol tank and then take back what is yours!!!!
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmm.... sugar in petrol............:xelicon:

Ant

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