Beer Translations

[blues02TA]

Probably a repost with my luck... I thought it was pretty funny though:

Beer Translations

1. "You get this round and the next round is on me."
I'll be leaving before the next round.

2. "I'll get this round and the next one is on you."
Happy hour is about to end. Beers are now a dollar, but by the next round they'll be $3.50.

3. "Hey, where is that friend of yours?"
I have no interest in talking to you except as a way to get your attractive friend into a compromising position.

4. "Can I get a glass of white zinfandel."
(female) I'm easy.

5. "Can I get a glass of white zinfandel."
(male) I'm gay.

6. "Ever try a body shot?"
(male to female) I am even willing to drink tequila if it means that I get to lick you.

7. "Ever try a body shot?"
(female to male) If this is how wild I am in the bar, imagine what I'll do to you on the ride home?

8. "I don't feel well, let's go home."
(female) You are paying more attention to your friends than me.

9. I don't feel well, let's go home."
(male) I'm horny.

10. "Who's got the next round?"
I haven't bought a round in almost 3 years, but I am an expert at diverting attention.

[Oz]

Very good! Too true.

[Toksin]

LOL. Absolute crackup, and very true.

Side note: What the fuck is that thing in your sig?

[taranaki]

Originally Posted by Toksin

LOL. Absolute crackup, and very true.

Side note: What the fuck is that thing in your sig?

At a guess,I'd say it's his 2002 TransAm....

[KrNxRaCer00]

Originally Posted by taranaki

At a guess,I'd say it's his 2002 TransAm....

looks like a civic to me...

nice post, all are true

[TexasF355F1]

Very true.

[chicago_guy]

Dude thats pretty good.

[eversio11]

Hahaha, 9 and 10 are the breakers.

Also, nice T/A in your sig, very seductive

[blues02TA]

Originally Posted by eversio11

Hahaha, 9 and 10 are the breakers.

Also, nice T/A in your sig, very seductive

Thanks for the compliment. Yeah, she's a sexy beast, alright.

[oldbluecelica]

Nicely done!