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12-24-2001, 06:26 PM
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Your Personality
Seven bartenders were asked if they could identify personality on what drinks were chosen. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results: IF WOMEN DRINK: Drink: Beer Personality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth. Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender drinks with umbrella Personality: Flaky, annoying, ditzy, and a pain in the butt. Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy. Drink : Mixed drinks - no umbrellas Personality : Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants. Approach : If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink. Drink: Wine (bottled, not 4 litre cask) Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated. Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation. Drink: Bacardi breezer, Smirnoff Ice, Vodka mule, etc. Personality: Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated, but has absolutely no clue. Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... and you're in. Drink: Baileys Personality: Annoying voice, bit of a tart. Approach: Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub. Drink: Shots (Vodka, Aftershock etc.). Personality: Hanging with male pals or looking to get drunk... and naked. Approach: Easiest hit in the pub. Nothing to do but wait. IF MEN DRINK: As always, very simple and clear cut. Drink: Cider Personality: He's probably under-age and wants to get laid. Drink: Cheap Domestic Beer Personality: He's poor/student and wants to get laid. Drink: Premium Local Beer Personality: He likes good beer and wants to get laid. Drink: Bitter Beer Personality: He's old, he likes good beer and wants to get laid. Drink: Imported Beer Personality: He likes expensive beer and wants to get laid. Drink: Guinness Personality:The man is a sex freak and will get laid one way or another. Drink: Wine Personality: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image and help him get laid. Drink : Vodka or Brandy Personality : Extremely horny guy, would shag a warm scarf. Desperate to get laid. Drink : Port Personality : Thinks he's sophisticated, wants to get laid. Drink : Whiskey Personality : He doesn't give two craps about anything and will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting laid. Drink : Jack Daniels Personality : Not as masculine as the whiskey drinker, knows all about feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid. Drink : Tequila Personality : Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid. 
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12-24-2001, 07:23 PM
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Re: Your Personality
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 :hehehe:  LMFAO, those are funny as hell to me.
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12-24-2001, 09:43 PM
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12-25-2001, 01:28 AM
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:hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehe:
word :coolguy:
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12-25-2001, 05:22 AM
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Re: Your Personality
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PMan leaves the thread .....thinking to himself ??
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12-25-2001, 06:12 AM
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Well since I don't drink then i guess all I have is getting laid
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12-25-2001, 06:38 PM
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Re: Your Personality
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Honest! I'm an angel! (oh gosh, someone back me up here!)
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12-25-2001, 08:05 PM
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12-25-2001, 09:10 PM
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Re: Re: Your Personality
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Nope, it says 0.0005% :angel: .....hmm I wonder what the rest is....  
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12-28-2001, 02:28 PM
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Re: Your Personality
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 Wow, almost to a tee.
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