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01-13-2004, 08:22 PM
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"The Ricer: Episode I"
Muscleman Jock: Hey ricerboy..wanna race against my HEMI?!
Ricer: Hey you're on chump! Don't be cryin when I run yo ass. Muscleman Jock: Haha..in that thing? Pure Honda Horsepower! Ricer: Bring it beaatch. Hang on lemme go empty my tank. Ricer's Friend: Dude throw these Gatorade bottles away. -Two ricers look at each other- Ricer/Ricer's Friend: WEIGHT REDUCTION! Ricer: Ok man let's go, we're ready. Muscleman Jock: We go on green. -Light turns green- -HEMI jumps from the line- -Civic follows close behind- -Civic slowly catches up- -HEMI wins by a car length- Muscleman Jock: HAHA LOSER! Ricer: Ah shit man..I lost again! Ricer's Friend: Dude install your body kit..that will add 30 horsepower! Ricer: Yeah, right on! -high five- Ricer: Next week Muscleman Jock, we race again! -Muscleman Jock burns off- ..:: To be continued ::.. Tune in next week when Ricer installs his sway bar and challenges a Corvette!
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#2
01-14-2004, 11:29 AM
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Sucked
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01-14-2004, 12:51 PM
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Re: "The Ricer: Episode I"
yea I would have to say that was some of the most non funny ricer shit I've heard....
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#5
01-14-2004, 12:54 PM
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Re: "The Ricer: Episode I"
lol
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01-14-2004, 02:20 PM
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Re: "The Ricer: Episode I"
meh, i thought it was funny.
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01-14-2004, 04:56 PM
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Re: "The Ricer: Episode I"
i kind of chuckled... nevermind, it was just a burp
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01-14-2004, 06:12 PM
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01-14-2004, 06:22 PM
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01-15-2004, 10:42 AM
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Re: "The Ricer: Episode I"
yea the 2nd one was def better lol not just completely falling out of chair but it gave me a good chuckle
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01-15-2004, 10:43 AM
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Re: "The Ricer: Episode I"
is it just me or did the guy that took the pictures not able to keep the camera still? all the pictures are blurred sort of...
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01-15-2004, 03:07 PM
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i thought the bodykit high-five part was funny
ricer-bashing is kind of old tho. if someone wants to put a 3 foot wing on their car more power to them, i don't get heated when fat chicks wear makeup.
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01-15-2004, 05:33 PM
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