Whats your favorite Simpsons quote?

[RSX-S777]

"My name is Mr...Schnrub, and I come from someplace far away....yes, that'll do...
Anyway, I say we invest the money back into the nuclear power plant."
"I like the way...Schnrub thinks!"


"Do you want to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you HOJU!"

[BP2K2Max]

i like the one where homer's looking for lisa and he's in the runaway cherry picker and he says
"i'm not usually a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me super man."

[00accord44]

I like the one when the Simpsons have to go int the witness protection program and the government agents are teaching Homer his new name.

Agent- "Now Homer, when I step on your foot like this, wink, and say 'Hello Mr. Smith', you are going to say 'Hello'. Got it?"

Homer- "Clear as day!"

Agent- *Stomping and winking* "Hello Mr. SMITH "

Homer- *whispering to the other agent* "I think he's talking to you."

[NSX-R-SSJ20K]

I like the one where he's in the bomb-bay of a bomber and he's trying to unjam the bomb then he ends up sitting on it.

Actually i just like the image ......so i'm qouting the image.

[Ignite]

Anything that comes out of Ralph Wiggum's mouth.

[2strokebloke]

Please correct me if I misquote:
Homer: "Where's bart? His dinner's getting all cold and eaten."

Homer: "hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a package for me."
Mail Man: "O.K. Mr. Burns, what's your first name?"
Homer: (said slowly in confused tone of voice)"I don't know."

So they're not as funny when taken out of context, but they're still funny.

Hans Moleman: "You took five minutes of my life, and I want them back... ah I'd probably just waste them anyway."

Grandpa Simpson: "Did he say put on your tuxedos?"
Other Grandpa: "I want some taquitos."

[jon@af]

Homer: "religious, psh; I bet he doesnt even know who Jeebus is"

[quarter_mile]

Homer: "hello operator, could you give me the number for 911?"

[dano 360]

"Homer on the telephone" You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel

[RSX-S777]

Burns: Good lord, Smithers! You look atrocious. I thought I told you to take a vacation.
Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I'm his replacement, Homer Simpson.
Burns: Ah, yes, Simpson. I'll have my lunch now. A single pillow of shredded wheat, some steamed toast, and a dodo egg.
Homer: But I think the dodo went extinct-
Burns: Get going! And answer those phones, install a computer system...and rotate my office so the window faces the hills.

[quarter_mile]

''Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.''
-- Homer SimpsonBurns: We need some excitement around here!
Smithers: Chinese checkers or domestic, sir?
Burns: No, no. Something fun. Something the men will enjoy... like a safety drill! But what kind? Meltdown alert? Mad dog drill? Blimp attack? Ah... I think a good old-fashioned fire drill today.

Burns: Is it supposed to take this long? What's a good time for a mass evacuation of the entire plant?
Smithers: Forty five seconds.
Burns: And what's our time so far?
Smithers: I don't know, sir. This stopwatch only goes up to fifteen minutes.

Marge: Don't worry, kids. This is a national park. We can have lots of fun!
Ranger: Oh, I'm afraid that's no longer true, ma'am. Budget cutbacks have forced us to eliminate anything the least bit entertaining.

Smithers: Now pair off as I draw your names. Lenny and... Carl.
Carl: Aw nuts! (Lenny looks upset) I mean, uh... Aw nuts.

Smithers: Sir, this can't be right. You assured me this drawing was rigged so we'd be teammates.
Burns: Yes, well, frankly, you've been a bit of a pill lately.
Smithers: Why do we always fight on vacation?

Lisa: We'll help you.
Bart: I have a watch with a minute hand.
Smithers: All right, you can come. What time is it?
Bart: 12:80. No wait. Wait. What comes after 12?
Smithers: One.
Bart: No, after twelve!

Marge: Excuse me, sir? I can't find my children.
Ranger: Have you checked the woods?
Marge: No.
Ranger: Hmm. Follow me. We'll take the chair lift. It'll give us an eagle-eye view of the area directly beneath the chair lift.

Homer: You know, Mr. Burns, you're the richest guy I know. Way richer than Lenny.
Burns: Oh yes. But I'd trade it all for a little more.

Carl: According to the map, the cabin should be right here.
Lenny: Hey, maybe there is no cabin. Maybe it's one of them metaphorical things.
Carl: Oh yeah, yeah... Like maybe the cabin is the place inside each of us, created by our goodwill and teamwork.
Lenny: Oh! ...Nah, they said there would be sandwiches.

[crayzayjay]

Marge - well homer, maybe you can take some consolation in the fact that something you created is making so many people happy.

Homer - oh, look at me, I'm making people hap-py! I'm the magical man from happyland in a gumdrop house on lollipop lane! *slams door & re-opens* By the way, i was being sarcastic.


Priceless

[RSX-S777]

TV Announcer: The following is a public service announcement. Excessive alcohol consumption can cause liver damage and cancer of the rectum...

Homer: Mmmmm...beer.

[goat_launcher]

This quote is also sampled by the local classic rock radio station.

Mr.Burn's : "I want to feel loved."

Homer : "Well I'll need some beer....."

[2strokebloke]

HOMER: "How is this edjumacation going to help me? Besides, everytime I learn something new, something old gets pushed out. Remember that time I took that home wine-making class, and I forgot how to drive?"

Marge: "Homer, you were drunk!"

Homer: "And how."