staplers

[SeXy_AnGeL]

Now sitting here pondering...i'm really not sure what i was pondering but whatever...i had the stapler on my lips playing with it..once again, not sure why but thats what happened. when all of a sudden...i sent a staple right into my lip...holy crap does that HURT like a bia! has anyone else ever stapled them selves accidently? or am I the only moron who did this?......just curious!

[slave]

WTF? I dont think we should remove only your stapler, maybe we need to get you off the drugs. I used to cut myself in silent protest in my religion class, damned evil school children!!!!

[kicker1_solo]

all better?

[chicago_guy]

I believe you have my stapler?

I havnt turned a stapler on myself before, but I put a staple through my bros finger when I was 4.

[Spec2 Girl]

hehe classic. I've never managed to staple myself but I did sew my finger in a sewing machine once. That hurt like hell when the needle went through my nail.

[SeXy_AnGeL]

someone already offered to get me another stapler....thanks kick...but, i think its time to retire this one...or atleast take the staples out. sorry to hear ab your finger though spec...that must have hurt like hell. i dont think mine hurts quite that bad, but i'm sure its close. and now its getting all swollen and colored.

[slave]

Awww, poor baby.

You and spec 2 have brought tars to my eyes thinking of the pain, thanks, Im only little and gentle!!!

[Spec2 Girl]

Originally Posted by SeXy_AnGeL

i dont think mine hurts quite that bad, but i'm sure its close. and now its getting all swollen and colored.

ouch. I don't even know what to suggest putting on it to help with the pain.

[Oz]

Originally Posted by slave

Awww, poor baby.

You and spec 2 have brought tars to my eyes thinking of the pain, thanks, Im only little and gentle!!!

Stop thinking with your penis all the time.

[slave]

Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuu. lol, funny fucker, staple nutter, go put ice on it.

[Spec2 Girl]

Originally Posted by slave

staple nutter, go put ice on it.

What if the ice sticks to her lip. That's make it even more painful.

[slave]

No hun, just grab an ice cube, it wont stick to your lip, honest. I promise.

[Spec2 Girl]

Originally Posted by slave

No hun, just grab an ice cube, it wont stick to your lip, honest. I promise.

and I believe you. Honest!

[replicant_008]

Try a jellyfish... no seriously was facehugged by a red jellyfish while scuba diving a wreck just before Xmas. The pain was incredible especially when I had to peel the thing off my top lip at 30 metres (110 feet) below - especially when the tentacles have little barbs.

I'm told that vinegar would have helped but how do you put on vinegar when you are at least 10 minutes from the surface and we still didn't have any on the boat. The other alternative was not even worth considering when I think about where the injury was...

[pawn]

Originally Posted by slave

Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuu. lol, funny fucker, staple nutter, go put ice on it.

ooohhhh, no name calling now...
- I think OZ is right