Gonna start throwing golf balls at stupid drivers from now on

[integra818]

Buncha fuckin idiots. One idiot pulls up next to me on the highway, and without seeing me...starts merging in my lane pushing me to the fuckin suicide lane. I could'nt brake because another idiot was tailgating me thinking if he puches me, I'll magically make 20 MPH traffic disapear.

If I had a golf ball, I'd open my fuckin window and toss that shit to that fuckin idiot. If only I had'nt thrown my other golf ball at that stupid lady in the SUV who almost hit me backing up, stupid bitch was blind. Stevie Wonder would've seen my fuckin car.

[ac427cpe]

i know what you mean, but you know, a really loud air horn works well too, and you don't get any lawsuits from the people who's car u F*d up with the golf ball.

[goat_launcher]

I've had the same thing happen to me TWICE, both of the times they were pick up trucks and I almost got ran of the road. The first time I was so shocked it had happened that I almost didn't honk my horn and throw up the "Great Driving" sign, the second time, I was lucky enough to have my 2 pound Mass Communications book that the college wouldn't buy back, so i honked, and chucked the book at the truck as I sped by on the right shoulder, it bounced off his hood and stuck open on his windshield.
My friend has another solution to this problem, it's a fully automatic paintball gun, although i think that's too risky, cuz that could be considered SERIOUS road road rage.

[integra818]

Originally Posted by ac427cpe

i know what you mean, but you know, a really loud air horn works well too, and you don't get any lawsuits from the people who's car u F*d up with the golf ball.

I hate using my horn. Using it while you're mad is the stupidest thing and makes people look stupid while honking back and forth...like it fuckin means something. I can honk at someone, but they can still go home happy. Cracking thier windshield would mean that I go home happy. My happines is more important than someone elses.

I'm very very fuckin pissed off right now, another part of me is telling me that I mean half the shit I'm saying. I'm so pissed off that I can;t even put my words in the right places


God, if I just had a golf ball with me an hour ago

[Toksin]

Originally Posted by goat_launcher

I've had the same thing happen to me TWICE, both of the times they were pick up trucks and I almost got ran of the road. The first time I was so shocked it had happened that I almost didn't honk my horn and throw up the "Great Driving" sign, the second time, I was lucky enough to have my 2 pound Mass Communications book that the college wouldn't buy back, so i honked, and chucked the book at the truck as I sped by on the right shoulder, it bounced off his hood and stuck open on his windshield.

Bahahahaha. What a brilliant mental image

[taranaki]

Spark plugs are good too.And full cans of Coke.

But the best cure for tailgaters is rear window washer bottles filled with urine,nozzles turned to face backwards.

[integra818]

Originally Posted by taranaki

Spark plugs are good too.And full cans of Coke.

But the best cure for tailgaters is rear window washer bottles filled with urine,nozzles turned to face backwards.

I think a spark plug will do more damage than a can of coke.

Instead of filling the washer bottle full of urine, I'd fill it with apple-juice instead...same effect (who the hell is gonna piss in thier washer bottle?!?

[justacruiser]

Fuck golf balls, fill a gatorade bottle halfway with paint thinner, remove top, toss whole bottle out window at applicable car, preferably onto hood. Voila, instant fucked up paint.

[raysoh8]

these pranks are quite dangerous dont you think..

how about flame kits for tailgaters, and nitrous purge kits for people who force their way around

[integra818]

Originally Posted by raysoh8

these pranks are quite dangerous dont you think..

how about flame kits for tailgaters, and nitrous purge kits for people who force their way around

A bit dangerous? Yes, they're dangerous, but as dangerous as a stupid lady pushing me into the suicide lane?

BTW, I went into the suicide lane because it was empty, then I cut her off and she was shocked wondering where the hell I came from.

[chicago_guy]

Originally Posted by goat_launcher

My friend has another solution to this problem, it's a fully automatic paintball gun, although i think that's too risky, cuz that could be considered SERIOUS road road rage.

I like that idea....my friend has a Tippman A-5....its a paintball gun based of an H&K MP-5....it shoots 20 balls per second...so basicaly you pull the trigger and by the time the last ball hits the other car, your already out of sight

[Steel]

Yeah, once i get the chance, any tailgaters are getting a face full of flame from me. And I don't even need a kit to do it!

[CamaroSSBoy346]

one guy i used to talk to had a 93 Camaro Z28 with t-tops, and some idiot was tailgaiting him. He claimed to have thrown a brick out of the open t-tops.

Oh yeah, did anyone see that video of some kid throws his skateboard against some guys car, so the guy gets outta his car, and the kid hits him over the head with his skateboard?

[MagicRat]

Whoever can say they have NEVER made a driving error in their life can whip out a paintball gun or whatever other intstrument of revenge they have. The other drivers are people too, and maybe they have had a tough day at work, or argument with the spouse and are just momentarily distracted.
We all have been there, Just give them a honk, be the more mature human being and move on with your life.

[integra818]

Originally Posted by MagicRat

Whoever can say they have NEVER made a driving error in their life can whip out a paintball gun or whatever other intstrument of revenge they have. The other drivers are people too, and maybe they have had a tough day at work, or argument with the spouse and are just momentarily distracted.
We all have been there, Just give them a honk, be the more mature human being and move on with your life.

I'm still gonna throw golf balls at them.