Hey, did you hear about the...

[DVSNCYNIKL]

I'm competing to see if I can top Yogs in lameness, so here goes....




Paper company that folded?

Brake company on the skids?

Bra manufacturers that went bust?

Surgeon who was forced to take a cut in his salary?

Cigarette company that went up in smoke?

Baker who was short of dough?

Refrigerator manufacturer that had it's assets frozen?

Corset firm that felt the squeeze?

Upholsterers that couldn't cover their costs?

Adhesive tape company that got into a sticky situation?

Tennis ball manufacturer that ended up in court?

Downfall of the bungee suppliers?

The train company that went off the rails?

The ship building company that sunk?

The dental practice that was rotten to it's roots?





Let the tomatoes fly!!!!!

[blacksnake98]

Well, I don't know if you are going to win the lameness competition with that one, but you're gonna give him one hell of a run for his money!!

[DVSNCYNIKL]

Originally posted by blacksnake98
Well, I don't know if you are going to win the lameness competition with that one, but you're gonna give him one hell of a run for his money!!

I take it some of them made you laugh, that's not good.

[Spec2 Girl]

groan, groan, groan! :hehehe:

[YogsVR4]

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
I'm competing to see if I can top Yogs in lameness, so here goes....

Mission accomplished! :finger:


Actually - you dont even have to do anything for that.



hello to the people down under

[Moppie]

Originally posted by YogsVR4

Theres a god damn Kiwi fruit wearing an ausi fly replying hat standing under an Ausi flag!!!!


Tell me Yogs, just how many times did you fail High school geography?

[YogsVR4]

Originally posted by Moppie


Theres a god damn Kiwi fruit wearing an ausi fly replying hat standing under an Ausi flag!!!!


Tell me Yogs, just how many times did you fail High school geography?

I didn't put it together. Got it from cracked smiles. I used it to say hi to all the people down under. Do Aussies and Kiwis hate each other so much? What a shame.

[Moppie]

:hehehe: :hehehe:

I know.


so HI


We dont hate each other that much, it more a friendly rivalry thing, like you and the canadians.

[taranaki]

But god do we hate the French!

[Moppie]

Originally posted by taranaki
But god do we hate the French!

Now why can't we do to the French what America is doing doing to Afganistan?

The French Comitted an act of terrorisim againt us!
It Killed an Inocent NZ citizen.

If thats not an act of war I dont know what is.
At the time we were members of ANZUS, we have always been members of the British commonwealth.
This requires the US and all other commonwealth countries to come to our aid in times of need. And I happen to think making the French pay for what they did counts as such a time.
I mean they havn't even formaly apologised or offered any forms of compensation for what happened, and those responsible for the act were all rewarded upon thier return to France at our goverments expense!

Please note I have nothing against the French people, except to say its about time you had another revolution, your current goverment is far more sneaky controlling and evil than the one that existed towards the end of the 19th century.

[1989 DX R]

Enlighten me on the death of the NZ citizen. We ignorant Americans hear so little about the outside world.


I agree about the French. They are getting too snooty for their own good. I mean, look at the cars they make!

[Jay!]

About Frenchies

[Moppie]

I was refering to the sinking of the Green peace ship the "Rainbow Warrior" and the death of one of the crew, who was a Kiwi.

The sabtours were French Agents, working on orders form the French government. And despite two being chaught they all ended up making it home.


Heres some links:

http://www.greenpeace.org/~comms/rw/pkcant.html

and http://www.divenz.com/Rainbow.htm

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/storydispl...storyID=231565

[nubiannupe]

Somewhere, we got lost in this topic.... Just WHERE, I don't know!

[Moppie]

Blame the French!