Std Pwnage

[Ace$nyper]

OK chalk up a nother win for me. teh story is funny so read it.
Monday morning i was driving home from a job interview. I was in a great mood cause the interview went well and i just got a great paying (well least for me) job. I come to light next to me a 94-00 teg rolls up and revs till bouncing on the rev limit bout 15 times. I saw it had the stock mesh rims on it an fugly dented body and a tint job done by someone with parksons. I really get depressed now cause this ricer will still walk my STD. i'll try me best i think. Light goes green i give a nice launch. the teg makes the swell grinding noise and boggs down bad. I shift into 2nd the teg just leaving the line. i'm still gaining shift into 3rd teg is starting to close the now ilke 20 car gap between us. i'm at about 70 mph now (so this race has been about 2 hours so far) hes like 10 cars be hind i shut down. and go into my turn lane and turn off.

Cliff notes:
worst driver in teg blows race
top speed was bout 70
10 car gap
STD pwns all cause of good drivin.

[knorwj]

very nice.... gotta love it when the underdog wins.

[Ace$nyper]

thx a bunch lol my car is almost allways the under done expect that one time i raced a guy in wheel chair with 3 flats.

[Spectre927]

nice... he got what he deserved... lol

[Dumped91Hatch]

A nother one for the STD's! Good kill.

[pikkagtr]

hard to imagine he drives that badly, hope he doesn't drive like that ALL the time, or else he shouldn't be racing anybody in the first place