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Old 12-19-2003, 12:52 AM
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Help me out here.

I get this..."joke"...but please tell me I'm not the only one that thinks it's horribly not that great. "Joke" is as follows.

(I take no credit for this! I want nothing to do with it...)
So two US special forces guys are escorting Saddam into Jail...
One of the inmates, a particularily large man missing a few teeth, yells out, "Hey, isn't that Saddam?"
Saddam replies, "Saddam...me?"
The inmate replies, "That's exactly what I was thinking"

come on, guys...i DARE you to post a stupider/worse joke than that. I about smacked the kid who told me that^^^ little doozy...
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Old 12-19-2003, 12:59 AM
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I don't get it.
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Old 12-19-2003, 02:11 AM
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Re: Re: Help me out here.

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I don't get it.
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Old 12-19-2003, 03:07 AM
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Saddam...me.

as in "Sodomy".

as in "butt sex"

as in "what every person thinks goes on in prisons"

as in "what that inmate plans to do to Saddam".

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Old 12-19-2003, 05:17 AM
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with the right delivery that could actually be quite good
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Crap joke.

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wow....that sucks
I want the 10 seconds of my life it took me to read that back
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