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A bloke and his 4 Daughters
A bloke has four daughters who all live at home. One Friday night a kid rings the doorbell and when the bloke answers it, says "Hi, I'm Freddy, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're gonna go eat spagetti. Is she ready?"
The bloke, mildly amused, calls down his daughter and the two leave. A few Minutes later the doorbell rings again and a kid standing there says "Hi, I'm Jim. I'm here to see Kim. We're gonna go for a swim. Can I come in?" The bloke, now perplexed, says yes and the two go. A few minutes later the doorbell rings and yet another kid is standing in the doorway. He says "Hi, I'm Joe. I'm here to pick up Flo. We're gonna go to the show. Can she go?" The man now kinda annoyed says yes and the two go. It's not long before the doorbell rings again and the Father is exasperated. A kid standing there says "Hi, I'm Chuck..." And the Father knocked him out.
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Re: A bloke and his 4 Daughters
i give it a 6.
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Good humour mate!
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i thought it was funny, not laugh out loud funny but more of a chuckle funny. For those of you who don't get it, notice the rhymes in all of the previous dudes, then there's "chuck" who was going to say he was goin to "fuck" the bloke's daughter, that's why he knocked him out before he could say that
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I thought it was because they all came to the door naked!!
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The definition of a GOOD joke:
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I thought it was somewhat amusing.
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anyone ever hear of the name game when they were little? y'know, Bill bill bo bill, banana fanna fo fill... and so on. it was always fun to yell out "my names chuck" when it came to be your turn. same premise, little easier way to allude to a profane word.
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Good news for all parties, then! Great story!
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were they gonna cluck?.......
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haha my boyfriend's name is Chuck
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