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Old 12-11-2003, 06:12 AM
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honor student!

A gynecologist had a burning desire to change careers and become a
mechanic. So he found out from his local tech college what was
involved, signed up for evening classes and attended diligently,
learning all he could. When time for the practical exam approached, he
prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous
skill.

When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had
obtained a mark of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor,
saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding
result, but I wondered if there had been an error which needed
adjusting."

The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart
perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine
back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I
gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the
muffler..."
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very good memory Oz !!
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I don't remember it - so sue me if I laugh
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbul...t=gynecologist

Observe the first reply.A representative from my solicitors,messrs Godwhatter,Noreful,Rippov,and Cheet will be round to serve the court papers tomorrow.
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