Poor Ozzy...

[IntegraBoy2003]

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Rocker Ozzy Osbourne underwent emergency surgery at a hospital in Britain after suffering serious injuries in an all-terrain vehicle crash on the grounds of his estate in Buckinghamshire, his publicist said on Monday.
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"During examination, doctors found that Ozzy had broken his collarbone, six ribs and a vertebra in his neck," publicist Cindy Guagenti said in a brief written statement, which added that the injuries were not considered life threatening. "Ozzy is currently undergoing emergency surgery to lift the collarbone which is believed to be resting on a major artery interrupting blood flow to his arm," Guagenti said in the statement. "Surgeons are also working to alleviate some bleeding into his lungs." The 55-year-old heavy metal rocker was injured while riding the all-terrain vehicle during a day off from promoting his new single, a duet with his daughter Kelly titled "Changes." Local police said that a man had been injured after an accident on a so-called quad bike but would not confirm that it was Osbourne -- who stars with his wife Sharon and two of their children on the MTV reality series "The Osbournes."

[YogsVR4]

And to think - after all these years, I still dont give a shit about this guy.

[SniperX13]

damn, he will be back good as new.... well body wise, not mind wise. But... OZZY IS STILL KING!

[Oz]

[taranaki]

This is what happens when you give a half-wit too much money to spend.

[Spec2 Girl]

I actually think it’s really sad. He’s not that old and yet he looks, acts and speaks like a dottery old man. Poster child for say no to drugs if you ask me.

[2strokebloke]

So now if he does an autobiography, he'll actually have something interesting to write about.

[jcz1987]

Well, Lets see how does after he recovers.

[chicago_guy]

Originally Posted by 2strokebloke

So now if he does an autobiography, he'll actually have something interesting to write about.

[moondog]

Originally Posted by 2strokebloke

So now if he does an autobiography, he'll actually have something interesting to write about.

You're assuming he will be able to (a) lift a pen and write legibly (doubtful even before the crash), (b) use a computer or typewriter.. well......nuff said really or (c) dictate in a comprehensible way so someone else can write/type it for him. I don't think we'll be seeing an Ozzy Osbourne autobiography. If we did, you can guarantee it will have been written by a ghost writer.

[slave]

Originally Posted by YogsVR4

And to think - after all these years, I still dont give a shit about this guy.

Perfect. My sentiments exactly. Drugs + Ozzy + Recent events = karma.

[stealthj]

Originally Posted by Spec2 Girl

I actually think it’s really sad. He’s not that old and yet he looks, acts and speaks like a dottery old man. Poster child for say no to drugs if you ask me.

lol

[Cavallino]

Originally Posted by moondog

You're assuming he will be able to (a) lift a pen and write legibly (doubtful even before the crash), (b) use a computer or typewriter.. well......nuff said really or (c) dictate in a comprehensible way so someone else can write/type it for him. I don't think we'll be seeing an Ozzy Osbourne autobiography. If we did, you can guarantee it will have been written by a ghost writer.

He could sing his dictation. I've got no problem understanding him when he's singing.