SCHOOL project help!

[goalieman24]

ok i have to do a project on kleptomania.... its a mental disorder where you have an impulse to steal things just because and you dont need them. It needs to be something creative... not just plain writing on a piece of poster board. I know some of you intelligent people can think of something good

[DigitalPhantom]

Hey man, I would help you out on that one, but I have 3x 15 page papers due this week and I havent started one of them. So unless you are willing to write me a paper on either 1) Third Party Politics and their effect on the historical 2 party system. 2) An analytical paper comparing the extent of protest between the US and Great Britain (using emperical evidence and primary sources) or 3) A Paper on the Rebel Factions of the Philippines...

[dayna240sx]

I am so glad I'm done writing papers. I make it a point to only sign up for classes where I know I wont have to write papers...

[ROB3000GTVR4]

I would help you but i have to go steal ...oh I mean borrow somthing.

[chicago_guy]

Draw a picture of a bald guy shoplifting some shampoo. All you gotta do is get the point across to the teacher with some stupid stuff like that. Try to find examples of the disorder in some old newspapers (go to the library and search for it in a big newspaper like the New York Times and such) and display it on your project. I hoped I gave you some good ideas.

[goalieman24]

haha i like the bald guy stealing the shampoo idea. got any others?? just to give an example another disorder of where you pull hair out a person had a back of a head with hair on it and you pulled hair clumps out and there was info there... stuff like that

[chicago_guy]

hahaha how about an 80 yr old man stealing some condoms...yea i kno that is wrong but he sure as hell wouldnt be needing those. Ill try to think of serious stuff but not now because im tired as hell.

[goalieman24]

yeah my teacher might not be too fond of that idea..... on a more serious note...

[YellowMaranello]

Christopher Reeve stealing a walker?

[freakray]

Whatever happened to the concept of doing school assignments on your own?
When I was in school, we used to go to the library and research the subject, not go to all our friends and acquintances and hope one of them had the info we need.

[blindside.AMG]

Originally Posted by freakray

Whatever happened to the concept of doing school assignments on your own?
When I was in school, we used to go to the library and research the subject, not go to all our friends and acquintances and hope one of them had the info we need.

There's nothing wrong with getting opinions from other people.

Maybe you could work Wynona Ryder in your report somehow. It always gets a rise out of people to see millionaires steal crap they can easily afford. This will go to show that it really is a disorder and not just something made up as an excuse to steal.

[Porsche]

Steal someone else's project.

[integra818]

How 'bout a bling guy stealing a newspaper.

[slave]

Originally Posted by ROB3000GTVR4

I would help you but i have to go steal ...oh I mean borrow somthing.

Dude, thats funny as!!!!!!

[taranaki]

Originally Posted by Porsche

Steal someone else's project.

The night before your project is due,steal the teachers car.When he/she turns up for class the next day,make sure it's on the front steps of the main building,with your project neatly tucked into the steering wheel.


It's YOUR project,kiddo.I gave all of that pointless crap up about 25 years ago.