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Old 12-07-2003, 01:39 PM
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Arrow Lonely old lady...
> An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she
> needed a pet to keep her company........
> So off to the pet shop she went......
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> She searched and searched. Nothing seemed to catch
> her interest, except this ugly frog......
> As she walked by the jar he was in, he looked and
> winked at her......
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> He whispered , "IM LONELY TOO, BUY ME AND YOU WONT
> BE SORRY."
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> The old lady figured.WHAT THE HECK, she hadn't found
> anything else.
> She brought the frog and put him in the car........
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> Driving down the road the frog whispered to her
> "KISS ME AND YOU WONT BE SORRY"................
> So the old lady figured WHAT THE HECK, and kissed
> the frog.
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> IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely
> gorgeous sexy young handsome prince.
> THE PRINCE THEN KISSED THE OLD LADY BACK..........
> AND GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO???????????
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> COME ON GUESS??????
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> OOOOOOOHHHHHHH COME ON
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> SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST MOTEL SHE COULD
> FIND.............
> SHE'S OLD......
>
> NOT DEAD!!!
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Old 12-07-2003, 01:42 PM
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Old 12-07-2003, 04:41 PM
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ohh man that's bad....
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Old 12-07-2003, 05:59 PM
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I still dont understad why i found that funny?oh well...
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Old 12-07-2003, 06:12 PM
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Not the best by any means, but it was a tad funny













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Old 12-08-2003, 12:35 PM
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Re: Lonely old lady...
funny. but if i were an old woman i would have found it funnier.
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Old 12-08-2003, 05:20 PM
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meh. it was good i laffed
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Re: Lonely old lady...
Wanker.
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Old 12-08-2003, 06:00 PM
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lol @ slave is ze pissed off
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Re: Lonely old lady...
heard it before
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Lol. Yup. Works bad enough without bad jokes, lol.
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Re: Lonely old lady...
teehee
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