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Q: What time is bedtime in the Neverland ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand...
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Q: what's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic grocery bag?


A: one should be kept away from small children....and the other is used to carry groceries.

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Q: what's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic grocery bag?


A: one should be kept away from small children....and the other is used to carry groceries.

Which is which?
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thats awesome- very funny man
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A: one should be kept away from small children....and the other is used to carry groceries.

hahaha that's great.
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there have been some pretty gross and sick ones goin aroun school

what do mcdonalds and mj have in common?


40 year old meat between 10 year old buns


What do walmart and mj have in common?


boys underwear 1/2 off

what do pimples and mj have in common?


they both come on your face before your 13 (SICK)

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little boy blue
little boy blue who?
michael jackson

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Q: What do Michael Jackson and a piece of crap have in common?

A: They both start out brown and turn white.
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Q: what's the difference between michael jackson and neil armstrong?




A: neil armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon, and michael jackson molests little boys
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