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Old 11-29-2003, 02:44 PM
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Greatest Chicken Joke Ever.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.

The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.

The egg, looking rather pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says,

"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."


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Not bad, once I finally got it, but damn it took me long enough to.
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Old 11-29-2003, 04:54 PM
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Re: Greatest Chicken Joke Ever.
i got it right away but was expecting a pedophile punchline
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Old 11-29-2003, 06:12 PM
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ROFLMAO

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Re: Greatest Chicken Joke Ever.
i dont get it some1 explain 4 idiots like me
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i dont get it some1 explain 4 idiots like me

who came first the chiken or the egg....now you get it?
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lmao now i get it, thanks
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ok i dont get it.. is this supposed to be a elegant adult joke you tell at the kings party?
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ok i dont get it.. is this supposed to be a elegant adult joke you tell at the kings party?
huh? The deal is, the chicken and egg had sex. There is a paradoxic question that goes "which came first, the chicken or the egg?" Think about it.
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The chicken (obviously the man ) came first, and so the egg (the woman) was pissed off. Get it?
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most impressive.. you'll forgive me for passing it around..
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oh i get it.. no i dont.. yeah now i do.. i think..

i think i get it now
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