Good advice for a married man...

tonioseven · #1 11-20-2003, 02:36 PM

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one
turns to the other and says:
"You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home
after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I
get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I
take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs,
I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up
and yells at me for staying out so late!
His buddy looks at him and says:
"Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech
into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my
shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the ass and say,
"WHO'S
HORNY"?

And she acts like she's sound asleep.

ra11585643 · #2 11-20-2003, 02:51 PM

It works every time for me !!!

HogieGT-R · #3 11-20-2003, 03:03 PM

that wouldn't work with my girlfriend, she's always horny.....O_o

CZ-R · #4 11-20-2003, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HogieGT-R

that wouldn't work with my girlfriend, she's always horny.....O_o

Mine too... Maybe that's why I never get to go out drinking

ra11585643 · #5 11-20-2003, 03:14 PM

Wait til youve been married yearssss, youll have to get it before you come home....LOL

Oz · #6 11-20-2003, 05:34 PM

Tip - take the missus out with you.

Spec2 Girl · #7 11-20-2003, 07:01 PM

haha that's classic!

grimmy · #8 11-20-2003, 09:42 PM

ha ha ha. that was a good one tonio

higgimonster · #9 11-20-2003, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HogieGT-R

that wouldn't work with my girlfiend, she's always horny

Quote:

Originally Posted by CZ-R

Mine too... Maybe that's why I never get to go out drinking

Yeah, I know what you guys are talking about. MY girl wants it all the fucking time. It has actually become a hassel. Right now she is pissed at me because I didn't want to have sex.

Cavallino · #10 11-21-2003, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by higgimonster

Yeah, I know what you guys are talking about. MY girl wants it all the fucking time. It has actually become a hassel. Right now she is pissed at me because I didn't want to have sex.

Haha, you are no man. JK

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