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Old 11-18-2003, 02:50 PM
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A guy goes into a bar..

sits down and orders shot after shot of vodka. He downs his 9th shot and the bartender asks what's wrong? The guy says "well I just found out my brother's gay". "Man that really sucks.."

The guy comes back the next night and downs 9 more shots. The bartender asks "well what's wrong now?". The guy replies "I just found out my dad's gay.." "Whoa, that's horrible!" and gives him another on the house.

The next night he comes back looking really depressed and downs 12 more shots. The bartender walks up and asks "Man, doesn't anybody in your family like women?" the guy replies "Yeah... my wife."
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Old 11-18-2003, 04:00 PM
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Old 11-18-2003, 04:46 PM
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I think I heard it before, but it's still hilarious.
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Re: A guy goes into a bar..

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