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11-17-2003, 06:43 PM
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Joke - Seppo warning again
A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under
his arm. The dog is wearing a England rugby jersey and is festooned with England pom-poms. The bartender says, "Hey! No pets are allowed! You'll have to leave." The guy begs him, "Look, I'm desperate! We're both big fans, the TV's broken at home, and this is the only place around where we can see the game." After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning him that he and the dog will be thrown out if there's any trouble, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game. The big game begins with the poms receiving the kickoff. They march down field, get stopped at the 22, and kick a penalty goal. Suddenly, the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down the bar giving high-fives to everyone. The bartender says, "Wow, that is the most amazing thing I've seen! What does the dog do if they score a try?" The owner replies, "I don't know, I've only had him for three years."
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11-17-2003, 06:46 PM
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  Nice! 
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11-18-2003, 01:04 AM
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ha ha good one
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11-18-2003, 01:07 AM
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Re: Joke - Seppo warning again
What's seppo?
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11-18-2003, 05:09 AM
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An Australian family of rugby supporters head out one Saturday to do their Xmas shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up an England
rugby shirt and says to his sister, "I've decided to be an England supporter and I would like this for Christmas". His sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk to your mother". So off goes the little lad with the white rugby shirt in hand and finds his mother. "Mum?" "Yes son?" "I've decided I'm going to be an England supporter and I would like this shirt for Christmas". The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "Go talk to your father". Off he goes with the rugby shirt in hand and finds his father. "Dad?" "Yes son?" "I've decided I'm going to be an England supporter and I would like this shirt for Christmas". The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head and says: "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!" About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home. The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something today?" The son says, "Yes dad I have." "Good son, what is it?" The son replies, "I've only been an England supporter for an hour and already I hate you Aussie %^*&*^%$" 
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11-18-2003, 10:29 AM
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you gotta love sport!
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11-18-2003, 11:03 AM
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Edit: Wait, I think I've figured it out. Yank = Septic tank = seppo?  Sorta offensive if you really think about it.
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11-18-2003, 02:13 PM
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Re: Joke - Seppo warning again
Brilliant, Oz!
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11-18-2003, 06:59 PM
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