Cats

[taranaki]

They're a total fucking waste of space.They serve no purpose except to amuse their owners.And they fight and howl at all hours of the day and night.

I'm laying a new driveway this week.Last week I had four cubic metres of sand delivered to rake out as a base for the pavers.Already it stinks like a public toilet and is full of cat turds.

Pet ownership is a responsibility.If a dog came into my yard and shat,I'd be justified in tracking its owner down and berating him for failing to keep his pet under control.So why is it that cats seem to be allowed free rein to wander at will? Ithink maybe I should invest in a possum trap.If people can't keep their poxy pets off my property,I see no treason why I shouldn't catch them and transport them to somewhere where they won't bug me.

[Amish_kid]

Originally Posted by taranaki

They're a total fucking waste of space.They serve no purpose except to amuse their owners.And they fight and howl at all hours of the day and night.

I'm laying a new driveway this week.Last week I had four cubic metres of sand delivered to rake out as a base for the pavers.Already it stinks like a public toilet and is full of cat turds.

Pet ownership is a responsibility.If a dog came into my yard and shat,I'd be justified in tracking its owner down and berating him for failing to keep his pet under control.So why is it that cats seem to be allowed free rein to wander at will? Ithink maybe I should invest in a possum trap.If people can't keep their poxy pets off my property,I see no treason why I shouldn't catch them and transport them to somewhere where they won't bug me.

I totally agree with everything you say, it pisses me off and my dog when he is tied up out back the cats will sit there just outta reach and basically tease them that's until I fuckin' dinged one with a pretty big rock, good way to keep them away is mothballs, boy do they hate mothballs my mom puts them in the garden to keep the little bastard from turning it into a fuckin public toilet. I mean I have no problem with the animals themselves just the owners who get mad when say their cat gets hit by a car or attacked by a dog I mean if they looked after they damn thing it wouldn't have happened now would it.

[sexylexy]

The same goes for dogs......... My guinea pigs got ripped up by dogs because the owners couldn't keep them on there property......... so we just got a cage, put some meat in it and trapped the fucker haha...... Same goes for alot of animals dude, not just cats

[Oz]

You like cats? I like cats too!!














Let's trade recipes.
Don't you just love that cute sound cats make? Underneath the mudguards.

[Spec2 Girl]

awwww I love our cats. We have 3 of the little delights. Wouldn't trade them for the world.

[joedirt76]

Cats are useless, one crawled up in the belts of my dads truck in the night, and in the morning, vrmmmm, bye, bye kitty... hahaha, useless cats.
Dogs on the other hand are a bit better, my dog hunts birds, so at least she serves a purpose.

[integra818]

I hate cats...but I love pussy.

Amish Kid, why do moth-balls keep cats away???

Ohh yeah...cats use thier owners for food...dogs don't.

[blindside.AMG]

How do you make a cat sound like a dog?














LIGHT IT ON FIRE! WOOF!

[Toksin]

Naki: Should realise by now.

DOGS have owners.

Cats have staff.

[higgimonster]

Cats are the worst pet anyone could own. They don't give a shit about anyone but themsleves. The do what they want. And you can't even train them to take a crap outside.

Dogs are the way to go. Two reasons:
1. They are more loyal then your own children.
2. They kill cats if trained correctly

[titutus]

cats are very pretty !
i have too cats and for christmas i think take another cat in my family

[Oz]

Originally Posted by titutus

cats are very pretty !
i have too cats and for christmas i think take another cat in my family

THE white meat. Go teriyaki

[freakray]

Originally Posted by higgimonster

And you can't even train them to take a crap outside.

Correction, YOU can't train a cat to take a crap outside.
My cats were BOTH trained to take a crap outside and didn't have a problem with it.

[Misundaztood]

I love cats & have two myself. Snowball & Angel(well, Angel's my mum's but I still love her). Angel's a pure-bred persion & Snowball's a mutt.
Remember this dog lovers, you have to earn a cat's love while a dog will love you for the simple fact that he knows you...
Oh, I own a dog named DJ so I'm no dog hater, just prefer cats.

[2strokebloke]

All pets are stupid to some extent, and some like horses must be the most idiotic pets ever. I mean what kind of asshole wastes thousands of dollars on a brainless animal instead of donating money to help starving human beings? Kind of screwed up if you ask me.

Anyway the point of the story was that Goldfish make the best pet, and the cheese-cracker varieties taste good too.