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Old 11-08-2003, 12:52 AM
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Subject: Those damn pills..................

Well, I must admit, after being bombarded by 50,000 e-mails trying to sell me some pills for enlarging my penis, I finally gave in. Unfortunately, due to my enthusiasm for results and before reading the instructions I started taking the pills with each meal. Woooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww! the results were instant and unbelievable. However, I think I should have read the instructions first because the results can only be described as "a little more than expected".......In fact, I am sooooooooo big now that I am not sure what I can do with the damn thing.......talk about creating a monster !!! Take a look for yourself and you'll see why the women are all calling me "The Big King." So, if any of you guys decide to give the penis enlargement pills a try, please read the instructions first so that you don't end up like me..........................
Phil a.k.a. The "Big King"











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Re: A message from Phil to AF

holy shit that's f**ked up.
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hahaha I almost fell outta my chair when I saw that, I think it needs a NWS title though.
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Dammit Grant, I told you not to post that damn picture from April!
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Re: A message from Phil to AF

from jake to phil, thats incredibly ghey
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Re: A message from Phil to AF[work warning]

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hahaha I almost fell outta my chair when I saw that, I think it needs a NWS title though.
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Re: A message from Phil to AF[work warning]

anaconda!!!
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Re: Re: A message from Phil to AF[work warning]

Holy LOTS OF OLD POSTS Batman! This one is new for teh regulars
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Sure I am a fan of a good joke and the occassional funnie that maybe "questionable" to post...but come on I think this might be a lil over the edge, doesn't the user guidelines say something about not posting innapropriate things?...I think this qualifies
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Re: A message from Phil to AF[work warning]

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Sure I am a fan of a good joke and the occassional funnie that maybe "questionable" to post...but come on I think this might be a lil over the edge, doesn't the user guidelines say something about not posting innapropriate things?...I think this qualifies
Fair enough. Probably walking a bit of a tight rope. Changed pic to a link with additional warning.
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Re: Re: A message from Phil to AF[work warning]

talk about going to a halloween party dressed up as a gas pump.....
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