As I've matured.....

[Oz]

As I've Matured...

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you
can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are
just jack asses.

I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly
distributed.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others -
they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that depression is merely anger without
enthusiasm.

I've learned that it is not what you wear, it is how you
take it off.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you
think you're finished.

I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the
sweaty things.

I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming
back.

I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

I've learned that I don't suffer f rom insanity, I enjoy it.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless
we are celebrities.

I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for
natural stupidity.

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't
working in your house, one of your kids did it.

I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and
insanity.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are
taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just
never go away. And the real pains in the ass are permanent.

[Toksin]

I've learned that even the almighty Oz makes reposts







Teehee, aren't I smart. Ho hum

[Oz]

Link0r.....

[TheNotoriousMogg]

Originally Posted by Oz

Link0r.....

You won't find it teh sneaky ozzie prolly deleted the old thread

[blues02TA]

It's all good for us newbies... I've never seen this old thread so it's the first time I've read it. Good stuff.

[YogsVR4]

Those are good

[FI Duce2s]

Most of that ish is true

[TexasF355F1]

That is good stuff.

[tonioseven]

Oz saves the day!! I needed to see those!

[Haibane]

I just think that is kinda sad

[2strokebloke]

Thing I've learned: Two idiots are definately more wrong than one, and stupid people in large groups are more dangerous than you could possibly fathom.