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Old 11-02-2003, 06:50 PM
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What I wish a female would say to a cop
If you (a female) ever gets pulled over for not using your turn signal please use this and let me know what the cop (perferably a male) says!!!


Officer: Can I see your license and registration?
You: What did I do Officer?
Officer: You failed to use your turn signal at the intersection.
You: Turn signal? What is that? Oh, wait... isnt that one of the newest options on a car? Yeah I remember now...my boyfriend told me that I couldnt afford that option...Hmmm...
Officer: Are You kiddin Me?
You: No sir...I just dont know how I can afford the signal and a ticket.


Kinda cute...huh?
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Old 11-07-2003, 05:34 PM
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ummm... sure...
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Old 12-03-2003, 01:29 PM
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well.... why not....
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Re: What I wish a female would say to a cop
Well, I got pulled over once but wasn't that stupid thingy...(Just speeding...no big deal...going 40 on highways...)
If that is me...I would probably ask: Oh, you meant those new systems to help me steer my car??
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Old 03-08-2004, 12:25 PM
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Re: What I wish a female would say to a cop
wtf, honestly that was retarded
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Old 07-13-2004, 07:45 PM
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these jokes are all dumb
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Old 07-16-2004, 05:44 PM
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Re: What I wish a female would say to a cop
I'd also love to see a female say those things to a cop
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Old 07-16-2004, 05:55 PM
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At least one other person read that and said thought wtf.
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Re: What I wish a female would say to a cop
make that 2
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Re: What I wish a female would say to a cop
make that 3
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Re: What I wish a female would say to a cop
I know this is a year old, but why does it have to be a female? Why dont you try it next time?

I just cry and get away with it, no need for acting stupid.
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Re: What I wish a female would say to a cop
that wasnt even the least bit funny.. Ive been pulled over twice by female police officers... Showed them by beautiful blue eyes and was on my way... LOL haha I guess im just lucky.
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