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10-21-2003, 01:34 PM
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I propose a worst joke challenge to all!
Its been some time since OZ posed his joke challenge to me (which I declared myself winner)
 Considering all the poor excuses for humor certain individuals can bring out - I thought a bad joke-off was in the works. Allow me to start with this entry. ------------------------------------------------ A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night, and led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong. "What's that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked. "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied. "A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend. "Yup," replied the drunk. "How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it. "Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave it an ear- shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You idiot ... it's ten past three in the morning!" ------------------------------------------------ Ok - now do your worst 
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10-21-2003, 01:44 PM
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Re: I propose a worst joke challenge to all!
Did you hear about the two men from the monestary who started a fast-food/seafood restaurant?
One was a fish friar the other was a chip monk. 
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10-21-2003, 02:22 PM
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Re: Re: I propose a worst joke challenge to all!
A man entered his local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. I might have gotten that off here originally, not sure.
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10-21-2003, 02:31 PM
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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
I'll never part with it.
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10-21-2003, 02:45 PM
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Re: I propose a worst joke challenge to all!
This is the official worst joke,it goes something like this.
Wanna hear a dirty joke,the horse fell in the mud. It doesnt get any worst,I think.
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10-21-2003, 03:00 PM
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Re: I propose a worst joke challenge to all!
Quote:
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10-21-2003, 03:06 PM
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hmmm... must try again
two guys walk into a bar, the second one should have ducked wait... i think that was from AF....
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10-21-2003, 03:29 PM
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What did the necktie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, and I'll hang around! HAHAHAHA.....ugh
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10-21-2003, 03:36 PM
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two fish are swimming side by side in the water when all of a sudden they run into a concrete wall. one turns to the other and says "dam..."
and damn you ac427! you stole one i had (sort of) this one: two guys walk into a bar. you think one of them would've seen it. a blind guy walks into a bar. he forgot his dog that day. oh, and see my thread "That Sound..." about the coffin joke. 
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