Porsche...

[tonioseven]

A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began
to yell and scream, "Where did you get that car???!!!" He calmly told them, "I bought it today." "With what money?" demanded his parents. "We know what a Porsche costs." "Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars." "Who would sell a car like that for fifteen
dollars?" they said. "It was the lady up the street," said the boy." I don't know her name--they just moved in. She saw me ride past
on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars." John, you go right up there and see what's going on." So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias! He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and wanted to know why she did it."Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but it seems he ran off to Hawaii with his secretary and doesn't intend to come back. He asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So I did."

[HogieGT-R]

makes me wish that a lady like that was living in my neighborhood

[esp]

this joke is based on an old one, and infact it was used in a beer commercial also, invloving a 60's mustang that was restored, and it was sold for $5.

[YogsVR4]

Its a joke based on an urban ledgend.

[ac427cpe]

the commercial was funnier... but still a good story

[model_girl]

Yeah I wish there was someone like that in my neighborhood right now... LOL. Good joke.

[turbo2nr]

lolz
good 1
hope to find a woman that will do that for me
hehe
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[jon@af]

Originally Posted by tonioseven

A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began
to yell and scream, "Where did you get that car???!!!" He calmly told them, "I bought it today." "With what money?" demanded his parents. "We know what a Porsche costs." "Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars." "Who would sell a car like that for fifteen
dollars?" they said. "It was the lady up the street," said the boy." I don't know her name--they just moved in. She saw me ride past
on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars." John, you go right up there and see what's going on." So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias! He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and wanted to know why she did it."Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but it seems he ran off to Hawaii with his secretary and doesn't intend to come back. He asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So I did."

I know it's a joke but...

[slave]

Ha ha thats funny.

[jcz1987]

That is a good one!