The affair...

[tonioseven]

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day
their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where
they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex,
they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 p.m. As the man threw on his
clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them
through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He
slipped into his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been!" demanded his wife when he entered the
house. "Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with
my secretary, and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep
and didn't ! wake up until 8:00 p.m." The wife glanced down at his shoes
and said, "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!!"

[TexasF355F1]

An oldie but goodie.

[slave]

Yah, heard it b4 but its still funny!

[primera man]

I'll have to remember that one

[YogsVR4]

Now that comedy!