AF, help me make a list.........

KatWoman · #1 10-16-2003, 06:06 PM

I am compiling a "honey do" list for my lovely husband for a joke. I need the husbands of AF or wives/girlfriends, significant others or whoever to post insane things that you have been asked to do or have requested be done. Be creative and keep it semi clean

Example: an another board someone said "degrease the shingles"

So AF it's time to get creative.......GO!

2strokebloke · #2 10-16-2003, 06:14 PM

At least get some usefull work done: oil all the door hinges, delouse the weasles, and rotate the blinker bulbs in your car to even out the wear.

Jay! · #3 10-16-2003, 06:23 PM

Alphabetize the condiments.

Polish the toothpaste.
Flatten all the magazines.
Wind all the videotapes to the 23:45 mark.
Rotate the ceiling fans.
Straighten the forks.
Organize the breakfast cereal in order of fiber content.
Untangle the carpet.
Unplug the waternator.
Debadge the microwave.
Sort the DVDs by Best Boy's first name.
Train the fish to use the litter box.

freakray · #4 10-16-2003, 07:14 PM

Insane things my wife has asked me to do:

Do the dishes

Help with the laundry

Help with housework

Do the ironing

Go underwear shopping

Actually, I do listen and usually help if there isn't something on my list of 'to do's' that takes precedence.

Insane things I asked her to do:

Find a job and help bring some money in

TheNotoriousMogg · #5 10-16-2003, 07:19 PM

bathe the cats

massages everyday after work with sacred oils from india

KatWoman · #6 10-16-2003, 07:32 PM

Oh goodie! Keep em coming...these are awesome

Suislide · #7 10-16-2003, 10:16 PM

make sure the EXACT centre of the bed is in the EXACT centre of the room, and then when he tells you he's done, just get him to move it back again.

iron every single fabric thing in the house, maybe even the furniture.

give him a grocery list, and tell him to only buy the product as long as there isn't a single letter "f" on the packaging anywhere. see how long it takes him to return.

set the radio presets to hideous stations, and listen to them for at least half an hour each to make sure you'd like them. (even if you secretly don't).

put the linens in order according to the wash instructions (warm water on one shelf, cold water on another, cold water no bleach in one corner, cold water no bleach iron safe in another corner etc. etc.)

pick you out a matching wardrobe for the next week or 2. make him re-do it a couple of times.

organize all the shampoos and bathroom bottles by height.

hand-buff every surface of the toilets.

taranaki · #8 10-16-2003, 10:24 PM

Strip the washing machine pump and check for lint.
The walllpaper would look better if the pattern was reversed.
Pop down to the drugstore and get a rectal themometer and some KY jelly.
Go through the third drawer down in the kitchen cupboard and make a COMPLETE list of the contents.
The bark on the firewood makes a mess.Strip it all off and restack it.
Check that the T.V.is unplugged.At 3 am.
Check it again at 4.30am ,just to be sure.
Black the sidewalls of my tires.Both sides please.
That black stuff on the bottom of the frypans? It all has to go.
Clean out all the green slime from the guttering[dont forget to do the inside of the downpipes as well].
thread all the macaroni elbows onto cotton so that they don't go everywhere when I spill them.
The inside of the garbage can would look much nicer painted green with yellow flowers.

HogieGT-R · #9 10-16-2003, 11:51 PM

Go on a Tampon/Pad run

stand outside with you for no reason in whatever weather it is outside

make him run to the newspaper or turn on the weather channel to check out the UV index

move large boulders out of the driveway

walk into women's clothing stores and have him pay for your stuff

when he's busy trying to do something and you're at home or something..make him stay on the phone with you

get him into watching tv shows that he wouldn't normally watch

make him give you piggy back rides

give him a large ziplock bag of dimes, nickels, and quarters and send him into a store to change all of it but he can't know how much is in the bag

keep on asking him if that girl over by the park bench is hotter than you

that's all i have for now.....

sackerius · #10 10-17-2003, 03:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HogieGT-R

give him a large ziplock bag of dimes, nickels, and quarters and send him into a store to change all of it but he can't know how much is in the bag

bhahahah o thats good.

taranaki · #11 10-17-2003, 05:06 AM

The ultimate test.

Go through the closet,pick out a mix and match outfit that really shouldn't be worn in public,and then say,"Honey shall Iwear this to the restaurant tonight....?"

tonioseven · #12 10-17-2003, 09:18 AM

Bring home 5 gallons of paint and supplies and put them by the T.V.

Leave leave wallpaper books by his remote control.

Go with him to Wal-Mart and stroll through the tool aisle; ask him if he needs anything for a few "jobs" you have planned.

KatWoman · #13 10-17-2003, 10:36 AM

You guys are brutal.........or are speaking from experience

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This is the best set of replies I have gotten out of 4 boards I posted this on......another reason AF rules!

MORE MORE MORE!

YogsVR4 · #14 10-17-2003, 12:16 PM

This is a terrible idea - I'll get you Kat if my wife spots this post!

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