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Old 10-16-2003, 09:22 AM
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Chinese sick leave

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
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Old 10-16-2003, 11:21 AM
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Re: Chinese sick leave

ha ha ha, that one was a good one bro
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that's so wrong...
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Re: Chinese sick leave

I think I first heard that in second grade on the monkey bars, then again in third on the slide, then fourth on the swings.... get my drift Moggie?
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Re: Chinese sick leave

Still funny though.
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thats a nice one
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Re: Chinese sick leave

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thats a nice one
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Re: Chinese sick leave

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