Aunt Carol

[TheNotoriousMogg]

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:
> >>Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
> >>
> >>The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their
> >>stories. "Johnny, do you have a story to share?"
> >>
> >>"Yes, ma'am, my daddy told a story about my Aunt Carol. Aunt
> >>Carol was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to
> >>bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a small flask of
> >>whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife.
> >>
> >>She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't fall into enemy
> >>hands and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty
> >>enemy troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out
> >>of bullets, killed four more with the knife, 'til the blade broke and
> >>then she killed the last one with her bare hands."
> >>
> >>"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What kind of moral
> >>did your daddy teach you from that horrible story?"
> >>
> >>"Stay the heck away from Aunt Carol when she's been drinking."

[TexasF355F1]

Thats pretty good. Coulda been funnier though.

[esp]

that one was alright darrell, didnt really make me laugh

[lordvektra]

funny but heard it before

[YogsVR4]

That is good advice

[Suislide]

i have an Aunt Carol...