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10-16-2003, 01:45 AM
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Pearly Gates
A man appears before the pearly gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks. "Well, I can think of one thing...." the man offers. "Once I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground, and told him, 'Leave her alone now or you'll answer to me.' " St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?" "About 3 minutes ago".
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10-16-2003, 05:28 AM
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hah, there we go...
u can call it pretty easily tho.. but still a gooder  The Sack.
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Vehicles I Currently Own - 82 Toyota Tercel/Corolla (daily driver... o it kicks ass, lights the tires up real good hah) - 88 Civic 4 door LX (not running, not sure what im going to do with it, race car, sell parts, sell?) Vehicles I Have Previously Owned 1 - 85 Plymouth Caravelle 2 - 90 Civic Cx 3 - 83 Chevrolet S10 ......And just for fun.... this makes me laugh every time.   image removed by moderator
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#4
10-16-2003, 10:20 AM
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That was a good one
 
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#5
10-16-2003, 01:35 PM
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HAHA
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10-16-2003, 04:57 PM
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10-18-2003, 08:51 AM
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Re: Pearly Gates
heard it before, told it a few times, too. But while we're on the subject of heaven jokes...
3 nuns died and the all went up to the pearly gates. St Peter saw them, and decided to see who had paid attention during their time in the convent. He turned to the first nun and said "who was the first Man?" The nun laughed and said "That's easy! It was Adam!" *Bells go off, lights flash, gates open, in she goes*. St Peter turns to the second nun and says "Ok.. who was the first Woman?" The nun says "Eve!" *bells go off, lights flash, gates open, in she goes*. Then, not to be gotten 3 for 3 in one day, St Peter turns to the 3rd nun and says "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?" The nun ponders for a moment and says "Mmm... that's a hard one.." *bells ring, lights flash, gates open, in she goes*
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#11
10-18-2003, 04:38 PM
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good one Em
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